I’d just like to apologize in advance for what is no doubt the absolute worst Daily Graffiti segment in Albotas history. If it seems like I’m just trying to ride the Twilight hype train to score traffic, it’s because I am. And also, this graffiti is too horrible awful not to share.

Do girls really not realize how completely corny this garbage is?

Could you imagine some dude planning and scouting for weeks before finally putting this up. Dude should be ashamed.

I found this one on Flickr and the description is freaking awesome:

This is the most awesome thing ever. It is graffiti about books! Some kid loves Edward Cullen from Stephanie Meyer’s “Twilight Series” so much, they etched it onto this table!

Dear Lord… really!?

Thank you, Twilight, for creating a future full of easily-moistened, stupid, needy girls with far lower  standards than girls today who will put out at the snap of a finger. Or maybe that’s not such a bad thing…