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Loneley Otaku Creates Weirdest Masturbating Device Known To Man

By brownkidd on October 16th, 2009 in LOL, Otaku

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The talented, but primarily hentai artist Alphonse has created schematics for a masturbatory tool that he dubs the “LCD HIME MKII” which consists of a flat monitor and what looks like a Fleshlight. Not that I’m any sort of Fleshlight expert or something. I just saw one once on the internet, that’s all.

Anyway, this is just crazy and I don’t really know why I’m even posting it. Wait… yes I do — because it’s freaking hilarious!

Hit the VERY NSFW jump for the full schematics. Continue reading “Loneley Otaku Creates Weirdest Masturbating Device Known To Man” →

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