If you thought the PSP Go was stupid, get a load of this garbage. Not even a full year after the release of the DSi, Nintendo announced the DSi XL (DSi LL in Japan), which is basically just an oversized DSi for old people. With colors like Wine Red, Dark Brown, and Natural White, I doubt many kids or tech-savvy adults will be putting this on their X-mas lists.

And oh my God look how big the stylus is!

The 4.3″ screens are a whopping 93% larger than the DS Lite and each DSi LL/XL comes pre-loaded with two Brain Training mini games and the DS Easy Dictionary. No word on whether or not the built-in memory will be bigger than the original DSi.

The DSi LL is scheduled to hit Japan on November 21st for ¥20,000 (US$220) and a DSi XL European release is set for Q1 2010.

For $220 this thing had better be able to suck my dick or at least give me a hand job. Otherwise I’m holding out for the DSi XXL Pocket Mini.

Check out this Kotaku post for a list of DS Lite vs DSi vs DSi XL specs.

[Via Kotaku]