So a guy who’s obviously high out of his mind is dressed as a wizard at the Coachella festival. He decides to get naked and show off his insanely small penis. Seriously, I didn’t know that God made penises that small… it’s like a cartoon. Anyway, he cops eventually show up and try to get the naked wizard to re-robe himself. The naked wizard ain’t havin’ any of that nonsense because he wants to be free. Instead of just placing him under arrest, the cops decide to pin him down and repeatedly use a taser gun directly over his heart and right on his spine on the back of his neck. A quick google search for “taser kills man” will give you a little insight on why this is probably a bad idea. Luckily the wizard in this story didn’t die.

But seriously, how small is that guys penis?

[Via Huffington Post]