If PhotoShop filters were super heroes, who do you think would win in a battle royal cage match? I personally think Clouds dresses too provocatively and it it would just turn into a giant super-powered PhotoShop orgy. I could only imagine what Motion Blur’s flapping ballsack looks like in action. If only there was a filter called Money Shot.

This sexy design is actually a T-Shirt that you can purchase from Chop Shop. Aside from making you look a gazillion times more awesome, this shirt can be used to repel those pesky unwanted attractive females, and it may also cause your parents to question your sexuality from time to time. But when combined with a mask, some gloves, and a sweet belt, this shirt can turn you into a hero…

… a hero with the ability to repel attractive females and constantly have his sexuality questioned by his peers.

Does your cunning 5th grade sense of humor give you the ability to turn PhotoShop filters into sexual innuendos? What happened to Crystallize’s right pant leg? Where did Chrome’s penis go? Ladies, would you have sex with the super hero guy? Would you make him keep the mask on while he chewed your muffin? Where can I get one of those sweet belts? Leave your thoughts in the comments.

[Via The Uniblog]