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Seriously, why the fuck is the Mad Hatter wearing makeup. It doesn’t look cool. It doesn’t look whimsical. I just looks like shit. And Madonna. Not sure if I can watch Depp bob his goofy head around and spout one-liners in a silly voice for 2 hours. In three dimensions no less. The rest of the movie looks good, though. [Via 9GAG]  Loading ...
Twitter user Indignation tweeted this to my attention and it kind of blew my nugget a little bit.
NicCageAsEveryone.blogspot.com is a simple blog featuring only pictures of actor Nicholas Cage’s face PhotoShopped onto faces of other famous people. It’s a fucking genius idea, if you ask me.
There’s also a thread on this going on over on the boards. If any of you readers out there come across awesome stuff on the internets, you can always email me at brownkidd@albotas.com or shoot me a tweet via @brownkidd or @albotas.
Bubble Tea, it’s the newest sensation. The joys of sucking on balls for only $3.75? Sing me the fuck up! Thanks to Austin for spreading the love of ball-sucking by sending this in!
This happened to me today and I had to do a screengrab because I didn’t think anyone would believe me.
I haven’t been keeping up with my gaming news as closely as usual, so I must’ve missed this one. Does anyone know if it’s any good? [Via Ron Workman]
Sometimes people email me funny pictures. This is one of those times. Thanks, Ben!
And I’m sure that big-ass bottle from 1899 was only like 5¢ while we’re paying up to $1.50 for the tiny-ass bottles. And the old bottles were also filled with cocaine!!! [Via Retro Thing]
Wanna’ spell out oh-I-see-what-you-did-there type messages on your iPhone? There’s an app for that — well, actually it’s more like a few apps. [Via Ron Workman]
Some wise-ass kid didn’t know an answer to one of the questions on a calculus quiz, so instead he drew a picture of Charizard along with the explanation “I couldn’t figure out this problem, but here’s an amateur drawing of a Charizard, I hope that helps…” A logical thing to do under the given circumstances. When the when the kid received his graded paper, he saw that his professor responded with his own amateur drawing of a Blastoise with the words “Blastoise uses water cannon. It’s Super Effective! Charizard fainted.” Fucking amazing. [Via BuzzFeed]
Lancaster, PA is only like 45 minutes from me. I should find this guy and shake his hand. [Via reddit]
And now you know. My only question is why did such an experiment take place? Could you imagine a group of scientists all staring at you with their clipboards, explaining that they want you to take off your pants and fart so they can see what it looks like under thermal imaging? Why the fuckballs am I not taking odd jobs like this in my spare time!? [Via Geekologie]
Chewing some of this right now and masturbating while I type this, so obviously it doesn’t work. [Via Certified Bullshit Technician]  |
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