Make America Fat Again: Soda Flavored Pop-Tarts

Kellogg's clearly gives zero shits about childhood obesity. You can now stuff your offspring's chubby little face with Pop-Tarts that taste like A&W Root Beer and Orange Crush soda because you are a bad...
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A Little Bit on the Pop Tarts Side:¬†Parents used to freak out because they thought Joe Camel would entice kids to smoke. Maybe it’s true because these cute blob things are making me want a Pop Tart...

Pop-Tarts sushi. Yes, that’s really a thing. The Pop-Tarts Cafe in Times Square offers a variety of wackiness like Pop-Tart themed light shows, Pop-Tart vending machines, and you can even build your own...