The crazies over at ThinkGeek.com are selling these Portal-inspired t-shirts for $99 each. Here’s the list of features from the product listing:

• Electronic shirts simulate teleportation portals from the game Portal
• Each shirt features a wireless 5.8Ghz pinhole video camera in the front
• Embedded TFT LCD screens in the chest area of each shirt simulate the portal
• The camera from one shirt transmits the image wirelessly to the other, and vise versa
• Each shirt is powered by one 2190mAh Lithium-Ion battery pack stored in the included belt-pack
• 1.5 to 2 hours continuous run time, 4.2 hours recharge time
• All electronics are completely removable to enable shirts to be washed
• Wired composite video input allows you to play video games or movies on the shirt screen
• Shirts must be purchased as a pair to work properly
• GLaDOS Promises a coupon for free cake will be included with each shirt purchase

Free cake!? Sign me up!

Yeah right. $99 is way to expensive for a t-shirt, especially one that has a weird bulky chest that looks like you’re trying to smuggle porno mags from a convenience store. Kinda’ cool that you can hook up a gaming system and let people play stuff on your shirt, though.

[Via Topless Robot]