I’d fuck a girl wearing these no matter how fat she was. I’d just have to ask my girlfriend if it was okay first, but I’m sure she’d understand. I mean, they are some pretty fresh kicks, so I think that counts for a free pass.

As a public service to all fat, ugly chicks who have trouble getting dudes to go near their grody-ass crotches, pick up a pair of these limited edition Reeboks from Schuh and thank me later. You can also feel free to send me any n00dz of you wearing nothing but the kicks.

D00dz, would you ram a chick if she had these shoes on? What if she kinda’ looked not-so-good? Ladies, would you let your dude bang another ho if she had these shoes on? What if you could get a pair for yourself afterward? I know how bitches be lovin’ shoes. Any fugly chicks out there use these kicks to get laid? Leave a detailed account of your success in the comments.

[Via That Girl's Site]