My only question is why did such an experiment take place? Could you imagine a group of scientists all staring at you with their clipboards, explaining that they want you to take off your pants and fart so they can see what it looks like under thermal imaging? Why the fuckballs am I not taking odd jobs like this in my spare time!?
Texas doesn’t fuck around when it comes to ant infestations. To combat a recent fire ant infestation, researchers have released parasitic Phorid flies all accross the state. The flies lay eggs on the ants and when they hatch, the larvae eats the brain. Afterwards, the ant gets up and starts walking around for about two weeks and then its head falls off.
So when these Phorid flies evolve and can turn humans into the walking dead, we have Texas to blame. Thanks, Texas.