Wiimote, Linux shirt, and Nintendo panties. Oh yeah, and there’s a chick somewhere in the picture too.
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Remember that Star Wars burlesque show that took place a while ago? Well, someone liked the Storm Trooper chick enough to get her tattooed on their arm. Can’t really blame them for wanting to be able to look at that awesome pair of… um… finely crafted armor all day. [Via Nerdcore]
I know for a fact that if I had MacGuyver’s cunning turn-anything-into-something powers, I’d totally use them for shit like this. And you would too, so don’t even try to lie! [Via The Daily What]
Just wait for the money shot at the end. I tried really hard not to be turned on by this, but I kina’ blew it. Pun intended. [Via Certified Bullshit Technician]
Could you just imagine the things this chick could do to you? COULD YOU!? I mean, she could probably, like, use her tongue to hold a spoon and feed you Fruit Loops or any other delicious breakfast cereal. She could probably also do, ya’ know, other stuff. [Via Bits and Pieces]
I’ve featured countless custom designer toys and custom console mods on Albotas throughout the years, but these custom NES systems by Thretris (spotted on Tiny Cartridge) are the first I’ve seen that have sort of a designer toy aesthetic. The polish and level of professional quality on these are amazing. The line between toy customizing and console modding is just a bit more blurry.
And since we’re on the topic of custom NES consoles, check out this red velvet NES by Phil McCoy and sexy-ass Battletoads NES by Phil’s friend Greg which were also featured on Tiny Cartridge:
Possibly one of the best NES mods ever.
This AXE ad misleads you into thinking that if you text the word “AXE” to 2345 after 9pm you’ll see this hot chick in sexy naked glory. Unfortunately you only get to see her in her undies — which is still kinda’ hot, but come on! Tits or gtfo. It’s still clever advertising regardless. [Via Fuck yeah, Advertising!]
*UPDATE* Kirsten Dunst — an actress that I rarely ever find attractive — looks way sexy in this cosplay getup. Maybe it’s just my severe weakness to thigh-high stockings. [Via The Frisky] Kirsten Dunst Cosplay
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Although this site is usually filled with all sorts of nerdy things like posts about movies, video games, and comics, some of my favorite sites on the internet cover none of those things. Some of my absolute favorite sites are Last Night’s Party, HighSnobiety, and Hipster Runoff, but my absolute favorite of favorites would have to be LOOKBOOK.nu. Maybe it’s I consider myself somewhat of a fashionable guy or something. Idunno, maybe I just like fashion photography. Or maybe I just like pictures of fashionable ladies
Whatever. So anyway, today when I went on, I saw this girl and my heart nearly exploded. I’m not normally one for blondes, but all a chick really needs is a cute smile and a cute outfit and I’m sold. Plus, she’s Swedish, so she probably has an adorable accent.
Carry on. [Via Lookbook]
Karen Dyer is the actress who did the voice and motion-capture work for Sheva Alomar in Resident Evil 5. She’s also smokin’ cute and released a free digital calendar where she’s dressed up in all sorts of sexy Sheva outfits. Cheeky, semi-NSFW pics after the jump. Continue reading “Sheva from Resident Evil 5 Gets Cheeky Cosplay Calendar” →
I’m not a fan of Shakira’s music by any means. I’m simply posting the video for her song “She Wolf” as a public service to all straight men with functioning penises. You’re welcome. Semi-NSFW video in hi-def and standard after the jump. You’ll probably also wanna’ watch it on mute. Several times. Maybe even with a bottle of lotion and box of tissues nearby. Continue reading “New Shakira video is um…. wow.” →
Okay, so it’s not really graffiti, but any excuse to post chicks in bikinis is a good one, right? Graffini is actually a high-end swimsuit line where designers rip off take pictures of street art and then apply it to the bikinis so that they can charge $140 – $180 for each suit. I’m trying to be all pissed off about this, but I keep looking at the chick in the picture above. What was I talking about? [Via Cool Hunting]
This PVC figure of Velvet from the PS2 game Odin Sphere drops this December and will set you back a juicy $100. Perfect for fans of legs, bellies, and inanimate cartoon girlies. More pics and an Odin Sphere gameplay clip after the brizzle. Continue reading “Sexy Odin Sphere Figure Is Sexy” →  |
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