Remember Shadowhare, the hilariously nerdy Cincinnati-based crime-fighter and sworn member of the Allegiance of Heroes? Well, the Consortium of Evil have posted a listing on Craigslist stating that they’re willing to pay up to the whopping sum of $10 for Shadowhare’s secret identity. Surely, evil knows no bounds.
There’s so much insanity going on this video that I don’t even know where to start. This kid calls himself “Shadowhare” and I don’t think anyone knows what that fucking means — not even Shadowhare himself. He rolls around Cincinnati with a group of fatties in tights trying to fight crime. Everything about this video is funny and sad all at the same time, from how scrawny this kid is, to his nerdy voice, and especially the part about how he got his ass kicked while trying to save some lady who was being attacked.
I think these guys have their hearts in the righ place, but maybe they just need a good Danger Room to level up their skills in.