Poken - Digital Designer USB Business Cards

As a blogger/wanna-be journalist/business guy, I tend to carry around a few business cards with me wherever ago. The only problem is, once I run out, I have to get more printed up and that takes time and money. Enter Poken. Poken is a digital business card that also acts as an online social networking tool of sorts. Using Poken you can keep track of all the people you meet (assuming they use Poken as well) and even when you met them.

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Rad Blaster – Tiny Little USB Boombox

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The Rad Blaster is the world’s first ever boombox/mp3 player/recorder/flash drive/thumb drive. It allows you to rock out in headphones, bump beats through built-in speakers, spit rhymes (aka “hot fire”) into its recorder, or safely store your pr0n collection.

Oh, and you can even hang it around your neck, if you’re into that sort of thing.

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Blingin’ chain included.

The Rad Blaster includes a 1.1 inch true color OLED screen, supports MP3/WMA/WAV audio formats and has 2GB of built-in memory. Get one for $60 from SubUrban Toys.

Tokidoki-esque USB Hand Warmer / Massager (cutest covert vibrator ever)

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These adorable USB gadgets not only look like knockoffs of Tokidoki characters, but they also warm up your hands and make great massagers.

And ladies, if your hands don’t need warming or massaging, you can always use your vaginas.

They also come in an array of fruity flavors, but no peach, which is a shame. I could eat a peach for hours.

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Vagina.

Big thanks to Jenny, who may or may not be using one of these things as a masturbatory aid, for sending this in!



Human 2.0 Upgrade Includes USB Finger

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After a motorcycle accident that cost him his right index finger, Jerry Jalava came to the only logical conclusion that anyone in their right mind would come to in his situation: “Fuck it, I’m turning my finger into a USB drive.”

[Via Gizmodo]

4GB Mario USB Drives

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Too bad the Etsy seller is charging $55-a-pop for these.

[Gizmodo via Geeky Gadgets]

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