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Video of the f*cking Year: Twilight Intervention

By brownkidd on November 23rd, 2009 in LOL, TV + Film

Twilight fans don’t know anything about vampires or vampire movies… So Skyler Stone decided to stage a Twilight intervention in Los Angeles. Twilight fans show up to what they think is the red carpet premiere of The Twilight Saga: New Moon only to discover that they are not going to be seeing Twilight, but instead will be forced into a vampire intervention.

An unfair, mean-spirited waste of people’s time and just plain rude? Yes. Funny as shit to see spoiled bratty girls throw tantrums over fucking Twilight? Damn straight. And geek god Kevin Smith stuck up for these people.

Kevin Smith On Twilight: Just Wait ‘Til Those Underage Fangirls Turn 18!!!

By brownkidd on November 23rd, 2009 in Featured, LOL, TV + Film

As much as I love Kevin Smith, I’d rather watch him ramble on stage than watch one his movies any day of the week. This video was taken from the 2009 San Diego Comic Con. He mentions Twilight and the crowd erupts in an uproarious “BOOO!!!” and Smith chastises the audience (a bunch of comic book nerds) for judging a bunch of fangirls.

Smith then goes on to describe the moisture that could be felt in a theater full of tweens watching Twilight. I’m now strongly considering checking this flick out. Alone. Without my girlfriend. And I might even rent a white van with no windows.

Kidding. That’s terrible.

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HELLO MY NAME IS TWILIGHT AND I AM A DRACULA

By brownkidd on August 4th, 2009 in Gear, LOL, TV + Film

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The perfect shirt has been created, so there’s no point in anyone else ever trying to top it.

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Video of the f*cking Year: Twilight Intervention

Kevin Smith On Twilight: Just Wait ‘Til Those Underage Fangirls Turn 18!!!

HELLO MY NAME IS TWILIGHT AND I AM A DRACULA

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