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Slow-mo running sequences, feel-good music, and chicks in bikinis. This Lost/Baywatch mashup intro makes the mysterious island from Lost seem like a fun-filled paradise. Kinda’ bummed the smoke monster didn’t get a credit in the title though. [Via Geekstir] 
Shitballs this looks sick! And holy crap, Olivia Wilde with short black hair in a tight leather Tron outfit. December 15th is too damned far away! On the plus side, 2010’s shaping up to be quite the year for movies.
Just wait for the money shot at the end. I tried really hard not to be turned on by this, but I kina’ blew it. Pun intended. [Via Certified Bullshit Technician]
I remember liking this movie the first time I saw it, but not quite “getting” it. The second time I watched it, I fucking loved it. My love grew stronger with each repeated viewing. Some folk’s call a movie like this “fucking magical.” [Via Certified Bullshit Technician] I haven’t been this excited for a kid’s show since I was, well, a kid! In case you didn’t know, Adventure Time was an animated short by Pendleton Ward and it was picked up as a full series by Cartoon Network. Most of the jokes aren’t really funny because of the punchlines, they’re just funny because they’re so ridiculous and don’t make much sense. I’m not sure if kids will get the humor, but I know my DVR is set to record the shit outta’ this show when it drops. Here’s the original short: Here’s a funny/creepy vid sent in by Andrés Rojas featuring the Spy and the Pyro from TF2 gettin’ it on.
Not sure what “jerry beans” taking each others’ pantsu off with their teeth has to do with cell phones, but it’s pretty hilarious. Mostly because they’re singing “jerry beans”. Oh, Japan. The only awesome thing we have that you don’t is the letter “L”.
[Via Japan Probe] I heard somewhere that Quentin Tarantino had a foot fetish, and then I slowly started to notice his creepy use of lady feet in his movies. Looks like the peeps from The Rotten Tomatoes Show noticed as well and decided to call the director out with an intervention. Seriously, Tarantino, if you’re gonna’ exploit actresses so you can indulge in your weird perversions, at least make sure their feet are, ya’ know, cute. Not all yellow and gangly. Blech. There’s word on the street that Wes Anderson might direct the next Spider-Man flick. While he’s good at working with intimate dramas, I’m not sure how he’d pull off an action flick, but I guess it’d be pretty close to this spoof by comedian Jeff Loveness. I could just see it now: Bill Murray as Uncle Ben, Anjelica Huston as Aunt May… oh jeeze. [Via The Zeray Gazette]
The superbowl spot for M. Night Shyamalan’s live action adaptation of the Nickelodeon cartoon was pretty badass, but there wasn’t much talking going on. Now we have a longer, equally badass trailer with talking and a better look at more of the actors. Check it out after the jump. Continue reading “New Trailer for ‘The Last Airbender’ Bends Airs With Words and Acting” → This teaser for M. Night Shyamalan’s live action version of the popular Nickelodeon cartoon was supposed to air until the Super Bowl this weekend, but it’s here now and it’s pretty badass. Fun Fact: a short scene for this was filmed a few minutes away from my house at one of the few landmarks in our town, The Pagoda. I tried to sneak up and get some pics, but roads were blocked from about 2 miles away and there was no way in hell my unfit blogging ass was gonna’ walk 2 miles for a few pictures. [Via Topless Robot]
While checking my email, I came across a message titled Natural Sword Enhancement. I figured it was just some spam that slipped through my spam filter, but then I noticed it was from Atlus Games. Turns out, it’s just the latest promo vid for 3D Dot Game Heroes. There’s only a few iPads in America right now and Pee-wee Herman is one of the few lucky individuals to personally receive one from Steve Jobs himself. Watch as Pee-Wee and friends discuss the iPad and relate it to fancy napkins.
Here’s an old Mad TV sketch for an Apple branded feminine product. Are you paying attention, people? This joke has been around for 3 years, so please stop using it! Just hook the Apple to your peach and you’re good to go, assuming you have a peach, that is. Also, vaginal firewall protection. Thanks to Luke for sending this in! What the hell kind of Lost fans discuss theories around people who’ve never even watched the show!? Everyone knows you’re supposed to force your friends and family to marathon through each and every season before talking about theories.  |
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