Just wait for the money shot at the end. I tried really hard not to be turned on by this, but I kina’ blew it. Pun intended.
[Via Certified Bullshit Technician]
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Okay, I know I said I wasn’t posting anything for the rest of the day, but unlike the rest of you uncaring turdbuckets, fplus actually sent me something pretty awesome via Twitter and I just couldn’t not share this with you all ASAP. He sent over a link to this awesome live action Street Fighter Alpha II thing of weirdness and joy. Way better than that Jean-Claude Van Damme garbage, right?
The talented, but primarily hentai artist Alphonse has created schematics for a masturbatory tool that he dubs the “LCD HIME MKII” which consists of a flat monitor and what looks like a Fleshlight. Not that I’m any sort of Fleshlight expert or something. I just saw one once on the internet, that’s all. Anyway, this is just crazy and I don’t really know why I’m even posting it. Wait… yes I do — because it’s freaking hilarious! Hit the VERY NSFW jump for the full schematics. Continue reading “Loneley Otaku Creates Weirdest Masturbating Device Known To Man” →
Chun Li: What are you doing? Creepy Guy: Just keep doing what you’re doing. brownkidd: WTF!? [Via Kotaku]
I wonder who would win a fight, this sexy stripping Stormtrooper lady, or the original Dancing Stormtrooper himself, Danny Choo… [Via Topless Robot]
If PhotoShop filters were super heroes, who do you think would win in a battle royal cage match? I personally think Clouds dresses too provocatively and it it would just turn into a giant super-powered PhotoShop orgy. I could only imagine what Motion Blur’s flapping ballsack looks like in action. If only there was a filter called Money Shot. This sexy design is actually a T-Shirt that you can purchase from Chop Shop. Aside from making you look a gazillion times more awesome, this shirt can be used to repel those pesky unwanted attractive females, and it may also cause your parents to question your sexuality from time to time. But when combined with a mask, some gloves, and a sweet belt, this shirt can turn you into a hero…
… a hero with the ability to repel attractive females and constantly have his sexuality questioned by his peers. Does your cunning 5th grade sense of humor give you the ability to turn PhotoShop filters into sexual innuendos? What happened to Crystallize’s right pant leg? Where did Chrome’s penis go? Ladies, would you have sex with the super hero guy? Would you make him keep the mask on while he chewed your muffin? Where can I get one of those sweet belts? Leave your thoughts in the comments. [Via The Uniblog]
There’s a horror maze in Japan called Saikyō Senritsu Meikyū (”Ultimate Horror Maze”) that’s supposed to be the longest, scariest haunted attraction in the world. When the actors playing zombies started to alack and get a little less scary, the park closed down temporarily so that the employees could go through rigorous zombie training. This sounds like the plot of a b-grade J-horror flick. Check out more zombie boot camp videos [Via Pink Tentacle]
That’s about how I’d react to that question. That’s actually how I react to the thought of Fox News in general. [Via The Uniblog]
If you’re totally confused by the above image, you’re gonna’ wanna’ check out this post and be sure to read the comments. Thanks to Albotas.com reader Don_Schwabs, I’ll never be able to look at Misa Campo the same way. I think I’ll need months of therapy before I can start look at hot Asian porn again. *UPDATE*
Flickr user mojoey says:
+10 awesome points to this kid and his dad for explaining 2 Girls 1 Cup to his mom. [Via Reddit]
This just in: @goingpoop is the most important thing to happen to Twitter in the history of ever. Screw all this garboski about hash tags, the Iran Election, and Swine Flu! Everyone knows that Twitter was really invented for the sole purpose of letting the entire internet know when we’re dropping the kids off at the pool. [Via deleteyourself]
If I’m ever suffering from stage fright while using a public urinal, the first thing I try to thing of to help relax myself is a naked, bent-over anime chick. There’s something about visualizing myself pissing on a hot hentai chick’s ass that makes everything flow a little easier. In Japan, these things don’t have to be imagined. They’re right on the wall. I wonder if my girlfriend will let me redecorate the bathroom in our apartment? [Via Anime Vice]
I spotted this Gummy Bacon over at ThinkGeek.com and I was totally about to add it to my cart until I realized it’s strawberry flavored. Fuck that noise. Strawberry flavored gummy bacon is for pussies. Real men eat bacon flavored gummy bacon.  |
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