And one more thing… my head is made of cheese and it’s delicious.
Make your own by following these instructions.
[Via Boing Boing]
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Just wait for the money shot at the end. I tried really hard not to be turned on by this, but I kina’ blew it. Pun intended. [Via Certified Bullshit Technician]
I was at the book store looking at magazines with my girlfriend the other day and we spotted this terribly awesome (as in: terrible + awesome) Pac-Man haircut in an issue of Inked. Had to snap a pic and share it. But it’s no Batman hair… Here’s a funny/creepy vid sent in by Andrés Rojas featuring the Spy and the Pyro from TF2 gettin’ it on.
Not sure what “jerry beans” taking each others’ pantsu off with their teeth has to do with cell phones, but it’s pretty hilarious. Mostly because they’re singing “jerry beans”. Oh, Japan. The only awesome thing we have that you don’t is the letter “L”.
[Via Japan Probe]
Via Hello Kitty Hell:
I heard somewhere that Quentin Tarantino had a foot fetish, and then I slowly started to notice his creepy use of lady feet in his movies. Looks like the peeps from The Rotten Tomatoes Show noticed as well and decided to call the director out with an intervention. Seriously, Tarantino, if you’re gonna’ exploit actresses so you can indulge in your weird perversions, at least make sure their feet are, ya’ know, cute. Not all yellow and gangly. Blech.
Yesterday I posted this ridiculously awesome backpack and Tirithek was cool enough to post the above backpack and left a comment saying:
Free Time, Link, aim, and a fruit. Now, I’m no expert, but I think that backpack is high as balls. Thanks, Tirithek!
If you don’t agree, you obviously can’t wrap your brain around the the intensity from all the awesomeness. Love those roses tulips. [Via BuzzFeed]
Uncensored pic after the jump. I triple dog dare you. Continue reading “WTF WHY!?!?!? Naked Female Yoshi Tattoo Spreads Her Dino Bits” →
Because who in their right mind wouldn’t want to dry themselves off with a pair of moisture-absorbing mamaries. Also “drying yourself off” is my new euphemism for fapping. Now pardon me while I go dry myself off. [Via TOKYOMANGO]
I’m not sure how this happened, but I’m assuming a group of corporate heads at Sanrio stormed into a government building, armed to the teeth with guns all Matrix style and fat sacks of cash all Scrooge McDuck style. Over 500 shops in Tokyo’s historic Asakusa district will be accepting hello Kitty coins fashioned after old obsolete coins. This is obviously a marketing ploy meant to stimulate the district’s economy, but it’s kind of scare knowing that Sanrio somehow got over 500 shop owners to accept a freaking Hello kitty currency. World domination to follow. [Via Topless Robot]
I remember joking around years ago with some fellow inked-up friends about how people would take body art to crazy extremes in the future and start tattooing their eyeballs. We were just joking around at the time, but a couple of idiots in a prison have actually done it. Why!? [Via Nerdcore]  |
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