Make America Fat Again: Soda Flavored Pop-Tarts

Kellogg's clearly gives zero shits about childhood obesity. You can now stuff your offspring's chubby little face with Pop-Tarts that taste like A&W Root Beer and Orange Crush soda because you are a bad...

THIS JAPANESE BED DESK IS THE PERFECT INVENTION I absolutely hate laying on my belly while using a pillow for leverage to type on my computer, and I’m sure the majority of you reading this post right now...

PIKACHU TAIL BUTT PLUG Not sure why these haven’t existed way longer, but if you and your b-hole feel so inclined, you can purchase one of these Pikachu tail booty plugs for $90 from Epic Tails. $90 is...

A HOMOPHOBIC PASTOR NAMED GAYLARD WAS ARRESTED FOR GRABBING A DUDE’S JUNK IN A PARK As if that wasn’t enough, cops found porn in the pastor’s car which he said was someone else’s....

THIS SKITTLES MOCKUMENTARY IS THE WEIRDEST THING YOU’LL SEE ALL DAY Struck by a Rainbow is the heartwarming tale of one man’s struggle to cope with everyday life after being struck by a rainbow...
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Telemarketing Robot Won’t Admit She’s A Robot So, apparently this is a thing that telemarketers are doing now. This chick totally sounds like a real person… until she starts sounding like...