2K Sports use Serena Williams’ ass to sell Top Spin 4. Her ass makes me go “whoa,” but her face makes go “NO!” She kind of reminds me of a horse… like a really muscular stallion, and that’s just not sexy.
Duke Nukem Forever Is Happening. YES, REALLY.
It’s only taken the best part of 13 years (take THAT, Starcraft II) but Duke Nukem Forever is actually, genuinely going to be released sometime next year. For serious!
This promo stand photo (courtesy, Destructoid) and the following announcement by 2K Games confirmed that, following the demise of previous developer and procrastinators elite 3D Realms, Gearbox Software (Borderlands) picked up the gauntlet and have since run like hell with it in attempt to actually create a videogame out of all of the mess that had been left behind since, well, Clinton was President of the United States.
Pigs might fly, says the press release, and too right. It’s taken bloody long enough to reach this point where it might actually release at some point in time in the future. Hail to the king, baby.