JON HAMM WOULD MAKE A BAD-ASS CABLE
If you would have asked me yesterday if I thought Don Draper would make a good Cable I would have replied with a resounding “HELL NO!” But then I saw this pic Instagrammed by Rob Liefeld of the Mad Men star Photoshopped as everyone’s favorite time-traveling mutant and HOLY GEEZE!!! Someone needs to make this happen because if Hamm gained some upper-body muscle he could totally pull this off. And chicks would love it because the dude’s wiener is a freaking monster. Dude’s bulge is so beastly someone made an entire blog about it. If his dick can carry a website, surely the rest of him can carry a live-action Cable flick.