IF YOUR CATS HAD X-MEN POWERS
Most of the Internet thinks cats are nothing more than adorable little creatures meant to be laughed and aaaaawwwww'd at in YouTube videos. Few know the real truth: they're bloodthirsty demons prepared to unleash their evil wrath upon anyone who refuses to do their bidding.
Case in point: this video from The Pet Collective showing an accurate and scientific imagining of what it would be like if adorable little kittens had the powers of X-Men such as Wolverine, Nightcrawler, Storm, and Magneto. Man, cats are dicks.