The Cheekiest Nintendo Figure Of Them All

This is Tharja from the recently released (and still pretty hard to find) Fire Emblem: Awakening for 3DS. She knows dark magic spells, is the best character in the game (fight me!), has cute bangs, and she also knows how to back that thang up like a true professional.

It seems like she’s quickly replacing Zero Suit Samus as Nintendo’s most sexily designed female character. The general consensus seems to be a mix of surprise and praise that Nintendo would let such a racy figure of one of their characters be produced. People are so excited that they’re even PhotoShopping the picture of the unpainted prototype!

I kind of wouldn’t be surprised if Nintendo made Max Factory change the final design at the last minute to be more family friendly, but I really hope they leave it as is because I’m a huge pervert who enjoys tasteless things.

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Hello Unit-01

Check out this adorable Evangelion x Hello Kitty merch. The iPhone 5 case comes equipped with stickers of the Angels and other Eva themed stuff. They come in both black and white. They go for around 21 USD.

Then there is the Hello Kitty Unit-01. This thing is awesome and at around $23 USD, it would make an great addition to any EVA/Hello Kitty lover’s collection.

Now for EVA rebuild 3.33 to make it to US shores.

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A Little Bit On The Bishoujo Side: Kotobukiya’s Harley Quinn Bishoujo statue puts a Japanese spin on DC’s clown princess. This 10-inch drops September 2012 and deserves top spot on every comic book fan’s shelf.

A Little Bit On The Oldtaku Side: This 89-year-old man is one of the oldest known fans of ultra-pervy anime Queen’s Blade. Here he is posing with his 17-year-old grandaughter’s enormous (and enormously busty) Cattleya statue.

I can’t wait to get old so I can blow all my pension and retirement money on ero figures and miscellaneous geek shit.

(via Sankaku Complex)

Panty & Stocking with Garter Belt Twin Pack from Phat Company.

Fans of the Anarchy Sisters from the popular Gainax anime series Panty & Stocking with Garter Belt will be pleased as punch to know they can currently get their hands on Phat Company’s twin pack featuring angel versions of Panty and Stocking that comes with a rad little Heaven Coin, the currency earned when they defeat a monster in each episode.

Get the set for the sweet, sweet price of $29.90 from Play-Asia.com.

A Little Bit On The Hatsune Miku Side: The famous virtual diva chills on a giant shoe in her undies while eating an apple because, why not? Available in March. Pre-order here.

Holy crap this figure has huge ta-ta’s!

This is an upcoming ero-figure of the character Cattleya from the widely popular (and insanely raunchy) Queen’s Blade series. This figure comes from a company called Daiki and it’s also cast-offable, which is just a fancy way of saying her top comes off.

Interested pervos can pick this camel-toed buxom beauty up from their favorite import shop when she drops this September.

[Via Cattleya Topless Bikini Ero-Figure Absolutely Gigantic | Sankaku Complex]

Princess Bitch - a very NSFW 1:7 scale parody figure of Princess Peach available for pre-order HERE.

And now, an unusually absurd product description:

• Sexy PVC statue with…a mushroom!
• Well-endowed princess with high heels and a great personality!
• Save the princess in your hands!
• A coy look and a pose that defines subtlety!

This princess is from a totally different castle! This white-hot statue with blonde hair and a pink costume is not appropriate for children, but it might be just the thing for your home office! Perched atop an unusually-formed fungus, the oddly named “Princess Bitch” poses with pride. Princess tiara studded jewelry is true! This 1:7 scale figure measures over 5 1/2-inches tall, and is sure to be an amazing conversation piece no matter where you decide to display her!

This hilariously sexy/weird nonsense can be yours for $150 when it ships this November.

[Via That Girl’s Site]