The Cheekiest Nintendo Figure Of Them All

This is Tharja from the recently released (and still pretty hard to find) Fire Emblem: Awakening for 3DS. She knows dark magic spells, is the best character in the game (fight me!), has cute bangs, and she also knows how to back that thang up like a true professional.

It seems like she’s quickly replacing Zero Suit Samus as Nintendo’s most sexily designed female character. The general consensus seems to be a mix of surprise and praise that Nintendo would let such a racy figure of one of their characters be produced. People are so excited that they’re even PhotoShopping the picture of the unpainted prototype!

I kind of wouldn’t be surprised if Nintendo made Max Factory change the final design at the last minute to be more family friendly, but I really hope they leave it as is because I’m a huge pervert who enjoys tasteless things.

Check it: More anime figures on Albotas
Buy: Fire Emblem: Awakening Knights of Iris art book

(Source: tinycartridge.com)

[VIDEO] This Dude Has The Best Drum Set Ever
NSFW because ladybutts. This is the video for “Bottom  Percussion" by Jorge Peréz of of patáx.

Man I want this guy’s job. If I ever get a terminal disease, this is my Make A Wish.

[VIDEO] This Dude Has The Best Drum Set Ever

NSFW because ladybutts. This is the video for “Bottom  Percussion" by Jorge Peréz of of patáx.

Man I want this guy’s job. If I ever get a terminal disease, this is my Make A Wish.

(Source: Laughing Squid)

Avengers Action Figures Get A Spread In The New LOADED Magazine. Also, A Naked Chick.

Seren Gibson poses with some Avengers action figures in the July 2012 issue of Loaded Magazine in cute shoes and panties. No shirt though, not that we’re complaining. Hit the jump for all the pics from the issue in all their NSFW glory.

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Thigh High Thursday
Thigh High Thursday!
Thigh High Thursday

A Little Bit On The Butthole Bear Side: Butthole Bears are pretty much what they sound like: innocent looking teddy bears with velvety b-holes that can be tickled to make them spout dirty sayings. There’s also the Keester Bunny who quotes phrases inspired by a little video called 2 Girls 1 Cup. Maybe you’ve heard of it. It’s fun for the whole family!

Get Butthole Bear and Keester Bunny from twistedtoys.com.

Boner Confusion

Not sure what to make of this. At first my wiener was like “Cute chicks dancing in hoodies and booty shorts? Sweet, let’s do this!,” but the sudden plot twist left me feeling dirty inside. Somewhat of a boner psych-out, if you will. Just watch.

(Source: youtube.com)

Michael Bay’s New Girlfriend Has An Amazing… Personality
I would tear that tight little personality UP!
More pics of The Bay Man’s new gf Lauren Stoner and her personality can be seen over at FilmDrunk.

Michael Bay’s New Girlfriend Has An Amazing… Personality

I would tear that tight little personality UP!

More pics of The Bay Man’s new gf Lauren Stoner and her personality can be seen over at FilmDrunk.

No Clue What Character She’s Cosplaying As, But Me Gusta
Taken by Anna Fischer at Dragoncon.

No Clue What Character She’s Cosplaying As, But Me Gusta

Taken by Anna Fischer at Dragoncon.

Watch This Video Of A Sexy Robot Girl Dancing & Killing People.

This video pretty much brings to life my teenage fantasies of a sexy, lab-produced, ass-kicking robot chick set to a sweet techno soundtrack. It’s like Suckerpunch, only with less crying.

The song is a remixed version of “Euphoria" by The Third Twin and I’m very much looking forward to this video’s sequel.

(via AudioPorn Central)

2K Sports use Serena Williams’ ass to sell Top Spin 4. Her ass makes me go “whoa,” but her face makes go “NO!” She kind of reminds me of a horse… like a really muscular stallion, and that’s just not sexy.

[Via Kotaku]

[NSFW] Sexy “Game Over” Latex Panties.
So, like, does anyone know where I can get a pair of these. Not for me! It’s for a friend. A… girl friend. Okay, ya’ got me. I could really care less where you can get these. I just wanted an excuse to post this peach of a picture.
"I could eat a peach for hours" - via Nicky Cage in Face-Off
[Via fuckyeahbuttzzzz]

[NSFW] Sexy “Game Over” Latex Panties.

So, like, does anyone know where I can get a pair of these. Not for me! It’s for a friend. A… girl friend. Okay, ya’ got me. I could really care less where you can get these. I just wanted an excuse to post this peach of a picture.

"I could eat a peach for hours" - via Nicky Cage in Face-Off

[Via fuckyeahbuttzzzz]

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Here’s some other awesome Tumblr blogs you should consider recommending instead of us:
it 8-bit - Video game screenshots, fan art, and culture.
Legos - Because Legos.
And last, but not least…
Brutal Butts (NSFW)- Because this:

Hola, amigos. It’s that time again. We’d be pleased a fucking punch if you recommended us to the Tumblr directory.

Here’s some other awesome Tumblr blogs you should consider recommending instead of us:

it 8-bit - Video game screenshots, fan art, and culture.

Legos - Because Legos.

And last, but not least…

Brutal Butts (NSFW)- Because this:

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