This Instagram Cake Looks Effing Delicious And Needs To Stop
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Okay, no… don’t stop. Stay looking delicious, you sexy loaf of scrumptiousness, you.

I feel like an cake that has its own diagram is far superior to other cakes. Look at those ingredients. Do you see them? Okay, now imagine them in your mouth. Heaven.

Rather than opt for a more traditional square or disc pan look, the Instagram cake makes a bold move by going the loaf route. Some of the best things in life are loafs when you think about it. Without loafs of bread, sandwiches would just be a bunch of on a plate, meatloaf is amazing, and, well, I guess loafers don’t really count, but those are pretty damn spiffy too.

*dana-nanaaaa* (that was the Zelda chest-opening noise, in case you were wondering). I just don’t get what’s up with that tee ball looking thing on top. Is there like a hamster in it or what?

Check out the full recipe list and cooking instructions over on How To Cook That. It looks super complicated and takes a couple hours, kind of like cooking meth, but I would’t know anything about that other than what I’ve seen on Breaking Bad.

This Instagram Cake Looks Effing Delicious And Needs To Stop

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These Bowls Of Ramen Are Actually Cakes

This incredibly convincing confectionery comes courtesy of Machi no Kumasan, a small bakery in Takasaki City.

And in case you’re curious, here’s a list of the real ingredients that they used to make the fake ingredients:

Noodles – Japanese chestnut and kabocha pumpkin cream

Broth – Early Grey jelly

Bamboo shoot – grilled apple

Egg – annin tofu (Almond jelly)

Chashu pork – raspberry jelly

Green onions – pistachios

A Little Bit On The Geeky Cake Side: Absurdly awesome Windwaker cake by LITTLE CHERRY CAKE COMPANY.
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A Little Bit On The Geeky Cake Side: Absurdly awesome Windwaker cake by LITTLE CHERRY CAKE COMPANY.

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A Little Bit On The Geeky Cake Side: Reader Greg Off sent in some pics of these awesome Plants vs Zombies and Super Mario cakes. We’ll just let him tell the story since he’s way better at it.

I thought I would share with you this amazing Plants vs. Zombies cake my COO’s wife made for my 43rd birthday. Yes, I’m a big kid — I also work in the video game industry on creative services and marketing side (as well as cut my teeth in the media, on the video game print magazine side for many years). In any event, her name is Imelda Wikamulia and she’s incredibly talented at making these cakes. She also made a X-Mas themed Super Mario cake for the holidays for my company.

Thanks for the tip, Greg! If any of you other readers have cool stuff to share, be sure to send it our way by emailing brownkidd@albotas.com!

Adventure Time with Fiona and Cake… In Cake Form!
One of the greatest Adventure Time episodes of all time gets a tasty edible tribute from Two for Two Cakes.
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Adventure Time with Fiona and Cake… In Cake Form!

One of the greatest Adventure Time episodes of all time gets a tasty edible tribute from Two for Two Cakes.

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Epic Pokémon Stadium cake by kashii-tan.
From the artist:
People  were literally FIGHTING over getting their favorite pokemon with their  piece of cake but it was the most loved cake that everyone enjoyed. It  is modeled off of the Super Smash Bros. pokemon stadium and Jessie  (Musashi) and James (Kojiro) were the toppers
Photography credit: Cassie S./Andrew K. | offbeatbride.ning.com/profile/Kashiitan

It’s hard to tell from the angle of the pic, but it totally looks like they managed to squeeze all the original 151 ‘monz in there.
And now to pressure my fiance into letting us get our own geeky wedding cake…

Epic Pokémon Stadium cake by kashii-tan.

From the artist:

People were literally FIGHTING over getting their favorite pokemon with their piece of cake but it was the most loved cake that everyone enjoyed. It is modeled off of the Super Smash Bros. pokemon stadium and Jessie (Musashi) and James (Kojiro) were the toppers

Photography credit: Cassie S./Andrew K. | offbeatbride.ning.com/profile/Kashiitan

It’s hard to tell from the angle of the pic, but it totally looks like they managed to squeeze all the original 151 ‘monz in there.

And now to pressure my fiance into letting us get our own geeky wedding cake…

Call of Duty: Black Ops cake by Divine Sweets by Martha. It’s how bros do birthdays.

Call of Duty: Black Ops cake by Divine Sweets by Martha. It’s how bros do birthdays.

Intellivision Cake.

Not to be racist or anything, but that’s sooooo much black icing. That stuff dyes your lips, teeth, and gums and it doesn’t wash off for, like, hours. And also, it tastes like black licorice sometimes. Seriously, who likes black licorice? Again, totally not racist.

This was made by Debbie Goard of DebbieDoesCakes. Check out her other awesome video game cakes.

Intellivision Cake Has Way Better Graphics Than Atari Cake - Technabob

Intellivision Cake.

Not to be racist or anything, but that’s sooooo much black icing. That stuff dyes your lips, teeth, and gums and it doesn’t wash off for, like, hours. And also, it tastes like black licorice sometimes. Seriously, who likes black licorice? Again, totally not racist.

This was made by Debbie Goard of DebbieDoesCakes. Check out her other awesome video game cakes.

Intellivision Cake Has Way Better Graphics Than Atari Cake - Technabob

Superhero Totem Cake.
This 7-layered cake features costume themes from 6 famous beloved superheroes… and one from Aquaman. Zing!

Superhero Totem Cake.

This 7-layered cake features costume themes from 6 famous beloved superheroes… and one from Aquaman. Zing!

I wanna’ eat the living crap out of this Katamari cake. It even has a little Pikachu and Xbox 360 controller! And lookit the prince! His pill-shaped prince-y head is just begging to have a huge bite taken out of it by my chompers.

I wanna’ eat the living crap out of this Katamari cake. It even has a little Pikachu and Xbox 360 controller! And lookit the prince! His pill-shaped prince-y head is just begging to have a huge bite taken out of it by my chompers.

What Time Is It!? Incredible Edible Lumpy Space Princess Time!

Amanda Krueger whipped up this batch of cake pops which are basically cakes on a stick (effing brilliant invention!) made to look like that baddest beeyotch in The Land of Ooo, the one and only Lumpy Space Princess. Snackmatical!

Badass Giratina Pokémon Cake is Badass.
This cake Pokemon cake was made by cakes&cookies for her son’s 11th birthday this past weekend. And the Giratina is made of friggin’ Rice Crispie treats!
This kid’s mom obviously loves him more than your mother loves you. Sorry.

Badass Giratina Pokémon Cake is Badass.

This cake Pokemon cake was made by cakes&cookies for her son’s 11th birthday this past weekend. And the Giratina is made of friggin’ Rice Crispie treats!

This kid’s mom obviously loves him more than your mother loves you. Sorry.

This dude’s wife threw him a pretty rad Boba Fett themed b-day bash.

Albotas reader Jonny Edmondson writes:

Recently (June) my wife, Julie, treated me with a Boba Fett themed birthday party. Definitely a Star Wars geek’s dream.
She put tons of work into it, so I thought I should share the amazings with the internets!

Pizza!

A custom painted Dunny!

Specially ordered Fett colored Converse with hand stitched Bantha Skulls on the tongues.

Bobiskey! Its a bottle of Jameson whiskey with all its labels replaced with personalized warnings, logos, and descriptions. Shes a kick ass graphic designer too!

LEGO Boba Fett Mini-figure Cake! Melted Hershey’s milk chocolate and dyed white chocolate make up this piece.


There is a full set with detailed pictures of all these items on my flickr.

And now, dudes, you’ve just realized how much your better halves DON’T love you.

This is almost as cool as my 23rd birthday party where my girlfriend rented out an entire night club, invited about 60 of our closest friends, and surprised me with two strippers, one of whom let me lick whipped cream from her boobies. No, wait… this is nowhere near as cool as my 23rd birthday party, but it’s still pretty awesome!

Thanks for sending this in, Jonny!

Did you ever have a rad geeky bday party? Or maybe you want to share some other awesomely geeky thing with us? If so, you should really tell us these things by sending an email to brownkidd@albotas.com. The fate of the galaxy depends on it.

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