Classy Lacoste Live Snowboard Helmet

You know when you have no use for something but really want it anyway? Meet today’s version of that. This is for people who snowboard and value their brain cells. I only fall into one of those categories, so I guess I can’t justify this purchase.

Buy: Lacoste Men's Clemante TK Sneaker

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Fresh Refreshment Vessels

I’m a big fan of Kor’s Vida water bottle, but I have to admit the classiness of Aquaovo’s thermoses. Despite being made of glass, it won’t burn your hand if you have tea or coffee in it. And speaking of tea, it has a built-in removable tea strainer.

Get one for $20 on Fab.

Metroid Ring Forged from the Depths of Zebes

This Metroid ring is super classy, but it won’t get you through previously locked doors or let you double jump. Get one at You Jelly?! for $30

[Copiously Geeky via Technabob]

A Little Bit On The Nice Fucking Shoes Side: These classy leather lace-ups from Japanese brand Undercover have ‘Fuck The Past’ and ‘Fuck The Future’ embroidered on them. Basically just a subtle way to let the world know you’re a classy bro. We just wouldn’t recommend wearing them to a job interview, but then again, if you’re hitting up job interviews, there’s a chance you can’t afford these puppies. They’l set you back ¥ 58,800 which is about $766. Yeesh!

(via Highsnobiety)