I’ve paid actual money for action figures that aren’t nearly as cool as these.
Custom Boba Fett Kitchenaid Mixer
DeviantART member tommyfilth refurbished an old mixer and gave it a brand new paint job inspired by the coolest (and deadest) Bounty Hunter in the galaxy. My girl has two Kitchenaids. You think she’ll mind if I turn one of them into Boba Fett?
Learn to Make Chiptunes Vol. 1
If you are anything like me, you’ve probably messed around with making chiptunes before. Again, if you are like me, you’ve probably quit after a few hours of messing around on your Gameboy or hacked PSP with LSDJ.
However, we no longer have that excuse with this nifty zine by Nick Maynard from Kitsch-Bent and Rochester Chip. If you are at all interested, then you should probably pick this up as soon as you can as the last batch sold out in a single day.
Also, if you are needing a needing a new Gameboy, check out what Kitsch-Bent has in stock!
Now I have no excuses to someday be performing at 8Static.
Check It: More Chiptunes at Albotas
Buy It: How to Make Chiptunes Vol. 1
Enchiridion iPad Case
In the world of Adventure Time, the Enchiridion is a sacred handbook for heroes, filled with all kinds of useful info like how to harness the magical healing properties of cyclops tears and how to kiss princesses. It can also rip wormholes through the multiverse leading to the total annihilation of all existence, but that’s a whole other thing.
Check it: Our interview with Adventure Time's creator Pre-order: Adventure Time: Fiona & Cake DVD
Custom Wooden Game Of Thrones Risk Set
Fay Helfer whipped up this exquisitely classy Game of Thrones Risk set complete with an engraved wooden box, a wood-carved map of Westeros, and cloth pouches to hold the game pieces. The fact that the game pieces aren’t shown makes me think he just used the ones that come with an actual game of Risk, but I could be wrong. Even if I’m not, I wouldn’t knock the dude for it because this whole thing is just too absurdly awesome.
A Little Bit On The DIY Jetpack Side: Moosie from Been There, Pinned That made this homemade jetpack for their toddler by spraypainting two 2-liter soda bottles silver and using some tissue paper for the flame. The child’s body was found at the edge of a cliff a few miles from his home. The memorial service will be held next Wednesday. Local authorities are considering a ban on fake jetpacks.
KIDDING!!! Okay, that was pretty terrible, but I’m not sorry.
On the real, though, this is pretty clever and I kind of want to make this for myself.
Albotas PSA: Buy One Munny Get One Half Off
Need to stock up on DIY vinyl platforms? Buy any Munnyworld figure at kidrobot.com and get another for half off. Unfortunately, this deal doesn’t include Mega Munnys.
A Little Bit On The Bowser Side: One bored-ass man with a buttload of a colored duct tape and spare time on his hands made this huge Bowser sprite in his driveway. When asked how he accumulated so much tape, he told authorities it was leftovers from all the girls he had tied up in his garage. The man is currently in police custody and awaiting trial. Okay, everything after the first sentence I completely made up.
(via Obvious Winner)
A Little Bit On The Assassin’s Creed Side: Here’s how to make your own handy retractable arm-blade from Assassin’s Creed. Looks dangerous. I’m not gonna’ lie, bladed things kind of scare the shit out of me. Especially when they fly toward the palm of your hands near the wrist region. Seems like an accidental suicide just waiting to happen.
Here’s detailed instructions on how to build this slick-looking death machine. Just be careful, you idiots.
A Little Bit On The Geeky Tissue Box Side: Looks like someone’s gearing up for an all-day fap marathon. Okay, I admit it… it’s me. Training for next year’s World Geek Fap-off. Bringing home the gold, guys! U-S-A!!! (Also, anyone know if Chapstick’s safe for your no-no zone? ‘Cause my ish is to’ UP right now and this peppermint lip balm is starting to feel kind of like acid.*)
Find out how make your own geeky
fap rag cases tissue boxes on Craftzine.