The Cheekiest Nintendo Figure Of Them All

This is Tharja from the recently released (and still pretty hard to find) Fire Emblem: Awakening for 3DS. She knows dark magic spells, is the best character in the game (fight me!), has cute bangs, and she also knows how to back that thang up like a true professional.

It seems like she’s quickly replacing Zero Suit Samus as Nintendo’s most sexily designed female character. The general consensus seems to be a mix of surprise and praise that Nintendo would let such a racy figure of one of their characters be produced. People are so excited that they’re even PhotoShopping the picture of the unpainted prototype!

I kind of wouldn’t be surprised if Nintendo made Max Factory change the final design at the last minute to be more family friendly, but I really hope they leave it as is because I’m a huge pervert who enjoys tasteless things.

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Buy: Fire Emblem: Awakening Knights of Iris art book

(Source: tinycartridge.com)

A Little Bit On The Creepy Thing From Japan Side: Leave it to the Japanese to invent something as batshit preposterous as Virgin Girl Sweat Spray.
It’s no nearly as ridiculous as it sounds without the official product description, so here:
Giving off that unforgettable pungent odor of soap and youthful sweat combined deliciously together, the Japanese Virgin Girl Sweat Spray will bring all kinds of new smells and experiences. Spray some onto your love doll’s clothing or body for unbeatable verisimilitude and to enhance your hormonal desires. Though originally designed with love dolls in mind, there is of course nothing to stop you using the aroma spray to add extra realism to your favorite onaholes, used panties or other toys and items.
I almost feel like this was secretly funded by the Japanese government to keep dudes from predatoring on little girls. Seems like that shit is ALWAYS in the news over there. Maybe if they didn’t censor their porn, guys wouldn’t be so sexually frustrated and evolve into creepers. Not that I’m defending them or anything. Just saying.
Pre-oder your own Virgin Sweat Spray here, but, please, don’t.
(via Topless Robot)

A Little Bit On The Creepy Thing From Japan Side: Leave it to the Japanese to invent something as batshit preposterous as Virgin Girl Sweat Spray.

It’s no nearly as ridiculous as it sounds without the official product description, so here:

Giving off that unforgettable pungent odor of soap and youthful sweat combined deliciously together, the Japanese Virgin Girl Sweat Spray will bring all kinds of new smells and experiences. Spray some onto your love doll’s clothing or body for unbeatable verisimilitude and to enhance your hormonal desires. Though originally designed with love dolls in mind, there is of course nothing to stop you using the aroma spray to add extra realism to your favorite onaholes, used panties or other toys and items.

I almost feel like this was secretly funded by the Japanese government to keep dudes from predatoring on little girls. Seems like that shit is ALWAYS in the news over there. Maybe if they didn’t censor their porn, guys wouldn’t be so sexually frustrated and evolve into creepers. Not that I’m defending them or anything. Just saying.

Pre-oder your own Virgin Sweat Spray here, but, please, don’t.

(via Topless Robot)

Trailer for Momi-Ero by Yasumasa Yonehara (NSFW)

Tokyo-based street fashion photographer Yasumasa Yonehara (aka Yone) is famous for his vouyeristic pictures of extremely attractive Asian models. Now he’s taking things from the fashion world to the world of quirky Japanese ero with Momi-Ero, a collection of models laughing, screaming, and moaning while enduring one of Yone’s massages - no sex, and most likely no nudity.

These kinds of weird sexual videos are common in late-night Japanese television. They usually feature girls in skimpy bikinis doing mundane things like brushing their teeth or doing housework, but they almost always wind up spilling something onto their enormous boobies and the camera always manages to find its way into their crotches. American television could NEVER be this awesome.

Momi-Ero drops October 7th, you dirty, dirty, perverts.

[Via Hypebeast]

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