This Hello Kitty Wedding Dress Seems Like A Pretty Good Way To Get Left At The Altar

Fellas, say you’re dating the perfect girl. Nothing weird, creepy, or particularly out of the normal about her. Say you get engaged to this girl. Then the wedding day comes, you anxiously await walking down the aisle and seeing your perfect, beautiful bride, but then you get punched right in the eyes sockets with THIS monstrosity.

They say it’s bad luck for the groom to see the bride’s dress before the wedding, but I think seeing this dress waiting for you down the aisle is just plain bad luck, period. Everything about it spells disaster and would send yours truly calming 180-ing back out whatever door I came in from.

Note to the ladies: please don’t ever do this.

And, yes, the above picture is clearly PhotoShopped, but it’s the principal of the whole thing. There’s principalities involved.

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New Iron Fist Clothing Collection Features Cheeky Superheroine Apparel

Just in time for convention season, Iron Fist Clothing (not to be confused with Iron Fist, the Marvel superhero) has unveiled a Spring/Summer capsule collection entitled Super Bitches that features pin-up styled artwork of superheroines and villains. Known for their eclectic catalogue of monster-themed high heels and glam collaborations with RuPaul’s Drag Race, the LA-based clothing label collaborated with artist Lora Zombie to create this cheeky comic-inspired print to showcase fierce and empowered super-women in a shared feminine and feminist light.

Check out the entire Super Bitches collection on ComicsAlliance!

Above: Super Bitches Dress ($65); Super Bitches print, by Lora Zombie (close-up); Super Bitches Shorts ($40)

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Super Mario Bros. x New Era Japan 2013 Spring/Summer Hat Collection

New Era Japan just dropped a buttload of new hats in various styles featuring 8-bit sprites of classic characters from the original Super Mario Bros. The Koopa and Goomba are my faves. Check out more styles at New Era Japan.

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Sega Is Launching A Lifestyle Brand Complete With Sweet Dreamcast Controller Backback

The line, dubbed Segakawaii, seems pretty strongly targeted toward females, but that $145 DC controller backpack would make a sweet throw pillow in my living room.

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Hate People With Vaginas? This Sweater Will Keep Them Away For Good.

This is the “70’s Hair Chest Sweater” by Firebox. It’s $60.49, instantly turns your torso into that of an oiled-up, hairy-chested man, and seems like a pretty rad form of birth control. It also reminds me of Carl from Aqua Teen Hunger Force.

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Cobra Commander Custom Air Jordan VI’s

One of the greatest 80’s cartoon bad guys gets a custom sneaker homage courtesy of Mache.

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Astro Gaming Apparel  - Streetwear Meets Geekwear

Astro Gaming, more commonly recognized for their top-of-the-line gaming headsets, has branched out into apparel and launched their first collection. Their hats and graphic tees look more like something you’d find at a skate shop rather than something from the closet of your typical gamer, proving that just because you’re a total geek doesn’t mean you have to dress like one.

Check out their video lookbook below. I want that backback!

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Galaxy Backpacks from Sprayground - AND THEY GLOW IN THE DARK!

Available in three different styles, Trooper, Toploader, and Deluxe, these limited edition backpacks from Sprayground feature all kinds of zippers, sleeves, straps, and stash pockets covered in a glow-in-the-dark galaxy print that’s a little bit geeky, a little bit refined, and all kinds of awesome.

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tokidoki Glasses Preview

Yours truly has uncovered a couple of images of the upcoming line of glasses from tokidoki. I can’t wait to see the full collection. The Spring line of shirts launched today, so it shouldn’t be too long.

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Wood & Leather Wallets from Slim Timber

Because most wallets are either too bulky or lack that stylish oomph that we dig so well, Slim Timber offers these sophisticated moneytuckers in either walnut or zebrawood. Scoop one up from their online shop.

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Dress Like A Grown-up With These Travel Accessories from Filson

Filson just dropped some super classy/masculine travel gear for their Spring/Summer 2013 line including a briefcase, computer bag, laptop sleeves and more all topped of with a flask.

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Chuck Taylor All Star “Fruits” Collection

Classic CONVERSE hi-tops in three new flavors: green apple, pineapple, and cherry. Kind of disappointed in the lack of banana and strawberry, but I’ll manage. Oh, these are printed on polyester as opposed to the usual canvas. Available now at select CONVERSE retailers for around $75.

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Limited Edition ‘Regular Show’ Watches From Vannen On Sale Now!

Vannen’s latest timepiece features everyone’s favorite time-traveling, lip-syncing rock duo Mordecai and The Rigbys from one of the greatest Regular Show episodes of all time. Only 300 of these were made and each one comes hand numbered. As an added bonus, random shipments will include packaging signed and sketched upon by Regular Show creator J.G. Quintel (who we totally interviewed!).

Get yours here.

Marvel Teams Up With Vans For Limited Edition Sneakers

If there’s one thing nerds and sneaker heads both have in common, it’s their undying love for all things limited edition. These fresh kicks feature Spider-Man, Iron Man, Captain America, and there’s even a pair with The Avengers with Hulk and Thor in the mix. Look out for a pair at your nearest Vans retailer this Spring 2013.

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As You Read This, Apple Is Hard At Work On The iWatch

In a further attempt to capitalize on the attention spans and disposable income of the human race, Apple is - according to tech consultant/former Apple employee Bruce Tagnozzini - working on a watch that “will fill a gaping hole in the Apple ecosystem.” He goes on to say “Like other breakthrough Apple products, its value will be underestimated at launch, then grow to have a profound impact on our lives and Apple’s fortunes”

Bloomburg reports that a team of 100 designers are currently developing the watch.

So, like, this better be some videochat watch shit and not just an Apple version of Nike’s FuelBand.

Also, if it does pretty much all the core stuff that we smartphones for, will we still need smartphones?

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