JAPAN HAS A PIKACHU CAFE AND THE FOOD LOOKS FREAKING INCREDIBLE

A limited-time Pikachu Cafe opens in Roppongi Hills, Tokyo this weekend along with a Pikachu the Movie XY Exhibit. I can’t stop staring at the mango pudding parfait and those little hot dog things make me wish EVERY hot dog came with Pokémon printed on them.

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GROSS, MAN: SPAGHETTI POPSICLES
All I can imagine is some little fat kid who was tired of his mom making him wait until after dinner to eat popsicles. “I’ll show you. I’ll show ALL OF YOU!!!,” the little boy that I made up in my head probably thought to himself. Then he grew up and created this atrocious affront to frozen desserts so that he could eat dinner AND a popsicle at the same time.
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GROSS, MAN: SPAGHETTI POPSICLES

All I can imagine is some little fat kid who was tired of his mom making him wait until after dinner to eat popsicles. “I’ll show you. I’ll show ALL OF YOU!!!,” the little boy that I made up in my head probably thought to himself. Then he grew up and created this atrocious affront to frozen desserts so that he could eat dinner AND a popsicle at the same time.

(via That’s Nerdalicious)

BLACK LABEL WHISKEY BEEF JERKY
Two of my all time favorite things to ingest have been combined into the perfect snack of manly manliness. Get some here for just $7 a pack.
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BLACK LABEL WHISKEY BEEF JERKY

Two of my all time favorite things to ingest have been combined into the perfect snack of manly manliness. Get some here for just $7 a pack.

(via Cool Material)

Ruffles’ Facebook Page Has the Best Photoshop Ever

It’s 1 AM, I’m drunk and carefully typing this, and I’m just letting everyone know that Ruffles has a Facebook page and whoever maintains it uses photoshop in a hilariously poor fashion.

Fat Post of the Month: Free Dozen of Krispy Kreme Donuts
Yo fatties, I think a lot of you would enjoy this. Krispy Kreme released a coupon that can only be used on December 12 for a free dozen of original glazed donuts with the purchase of a dozen original glazed donuts.
If any of you have appreciate donuts as much as I do, you’d hop on this deal and camp-out until Thursday morning, when Krispy Kreme opens and flickers their hot-sign on for the flocks of Internet fat camp flunkies that will attack their storefront for a day called “Day of the Dozens.” Download the coupon here.
Tasteless fat jokes (pun?) aside, I’m probably going to be the first one in line and I’m literally eating both dozens by myself. And I know this post falls in no category Albotas covers, but this is important. It’s my holiday gift to you all.

Fat Post of the Month: Free Dozen of Krispy Kreme Donuts

Yo fatties, I think a lot of you would enjoy this. Krispy Kreme released a coupon that can only be used on December 12 for a free dozen of original glazed donuts with the purchase of a dozen original glazed donuts.

If any of you have appreciate donuts as much as I do, you’d hop on this deal and camp-out until Thursday morning, when Krispy Kreme opens and flickers their hot-sign on for the flocks of Internet fat camp flunkies that will attack their storefront for a day called “Day of the Dozens.” Download the coupon here.

Tasteless fat jokes (pun?) aside, I’m probably going to be the first one in line and I’m literally eating both dozens by myself. And I know this post falls in no category Albotas covers, but this is important. It’s my holiday gift to you all.

This Instagram Cake Looks Effing Delicious And Needs To Stop
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Okay, no… don’t stop. Stay looking delicious, you sexy loaf of scrumptiousness, you.

I feel like an cake that has its own diagram is far superior to other cakes. Look at those ingredients. Do you see them? Okay, now imagine them in your mouth. Heaven.

Rather than opt for a more traditional square or disc pan look, the Instagram cake makes a bold move by going the loaf route. Some of the best things in life are loafs when you think about it. Without loafs of bread, sandwiches would just be a bunch of on a plate, meatloaf is amazing, and, well, I guess loafers don’t really count, but those are pretty damn spiffy too.

*dana-nanaaaa* (that was the Zelda chest-opening noise, in case you were wondering). I just don’t get what’s up with that tee ball looking thing on top. Is there like a hamster in it or what?

Check out the full recipe list and cooking instructions over on How To Cook That. It looks super complicated and takes a couple hours, kind of like cooking meth, but I would’t know anything about that other than what I’ve seen on Breaking Bad.

This Instagram Cake Looks Effing Delicious And Needs To Stop

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Fried Chicken Wings Wrapped In Bacon & Waffles

Hellz. Yes. My mind is sort of still reeling over the idea of waffles with bacon chunks in it, but wrapping that around fried chicken? Amazing. These are actually pretty easy to make. Just whip up some fried chicken, dump bacon into your favorite waffle mix, then make the waffles in a waffle iron and toss a piece of chicken up in that bitch while it cooks. Dip it in a bowl of melted butter and drench it in syrup to really let your arteries know who’s boss.

(Source: foodbeast.com)

Mega Man, Made From Meat
Redditor Nasicournus posted this image of his local Asian supermarket’s meat department. It’s mega-meat!

Mega Man, Made From Meat

Redditor Nasicournus posted this image of his local Asian supermarket’s meat department. It’s mega-meat!

Kingdom Hearts Cookies
If you like tasty treats, Kingdom Hearts, and have no qualms with ordering homemade baked goods over the Internet, snag these skillfully crafted morsels by the dozen over on Etsy.

Kingdom Hearts Cookies

If you like tasty treats, Kingdom Hearts, and have no qualms with ordering homemade baked goods over the Internet, snag these skillfully crafted morsels by the dozen over on Etsy.

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The Ramen Burger

A carbohydrated work of culinary genius/insanity by Keizo Shimomoto. This is what a line for such a monstrosity looks like.

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Porn Sex vs Real Sex Explained With Food [VIDEO]
Two hot dogs, one bun.

Porn Sex vs Real Sex Explained With Food [VIDEO]

Two hot dogs, one bun.

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Japanese KFC Kid’s Meals Come With ‘One Piece’ Ice Cream Makers

Furthering the efforts to best every other country when it comes to sweet promotional swag, Japanese KFC restaurants deliver a swift kick to the nards of kid’s meals in other parts of the world with these hand-crankable ice cream makers featuring the crew of One Piece. Your move, American fast food industry.

(Source: en.rocketnews24.com)

Moreos: Oreos With Dunkable Cream Filling

Because some men just want to watch the world burn, Redditor EternallyXIII combined Oreos with Dunkaroos (remember those!?) and the universe managed to somehow not implode upon itself. Sure, Double Stuffs are cute and all, but having a separate tray just for the cream filling uppercuts Nabisco’s adorable attempts at snackery right in the face.

(Source: foodbeast.com)

POCKY LIGHTSABERS ARE A THING

We’re not quite sure why it took so long, but Star Wars and Japanese snack Pocky have finally formed a blessed and holy union that I need in my mouth immediately. After I’m done spinning the little sticks around and making lightsaber sounds, of course.

If you live outside of Japan, you can scoop a box for around $8 on eBay. If you happen to live in Japan, the rest of us will just sit here and continue to hate you out of jealousy.

Most Awesome-Looking Captain America Cupcakes Ever
The only thing that could top these tasty-looking morsels by Hundreds and Thousands Cupcakes would be cupcakes made to look like Alison Brie dressed as Captain America.

Most Awesome-Looking Captain America Cupcakes Ever

The only thing that could top these tasty-looking morsels by Hundreds and Thousands Cupcakes would be cupcakes made to look like Alison Brie dressed as Captain America.

(Source: technabob.com)

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