Ruffles’ Facebook Page Has the Best Photoshop Ever
It’s 1 AM, I’m drunk and carefully typing this, and I’m just letting everyone know that Ruffles has a Facebook page and whoever maintains it uses photoshop in a hilariously poor fashion.
Fat Post of the Month: Free Dozen of Krispy Kreme Donuts
Yo fatties, I think a lot of you would enjoy this. Krispy Kreme released a coupon that can only be used on December 12 for a free dozen of original glazed donuts with the purchase of a dozen original glazed donuts.
If any of you have appreciate donuts as much as I do, you’d hop on this deal and camp-out until Thursday morning, when Krispy Kreme opens and flickers their hot-sign on for the flocks of Internet fat camp flunkies that will attack their storefront for a day called “Day of the Dozens.” Download the coupon here.
Tasteless fat jokes (pun?) aside, I’m probably going to be the first one in line and I’m literally eating both dozens by myself. And I know this post falls in no category Albotas covers, but this is important. It’s my holiday gift to you all.
Fried Chicken Wings Wrapped In Bacon & Waffles
Hellz. Yes. My mind is sort of still reeling over the idea of waffles with bacon chunks in it, but wrapping that around fried chicken? Amazing. These are actually pretty easy to make. Just whip up some fried chicken, dump bacon into your favorite waffle mix, then make the waffles in a waffle iron and toss a piece of chicken up in that bitch while it cooks. Dip it in a bowl of melted butter and drench it in syrup to really let your arteries know who’s boss.
The Ramen Burger
A carbohydrated work of culinary genius/insanity by Keizo Shimomoto. This is what a line for such a monstrosity looks like.
Porn Sex vs Real Sex Explained With Food [VIDEO]
Two hot dogs, one bun.
Japanese KFC Kid’s Meals Come With ‘One Piece’ Ice Cream Makers
Furthering the efforts to best every other country when it comes to sweet promotional swag, Japanese KFC restaurants deliver a swift kick to the nards of kid’s meals in other parts of the world with these hand-crankable ice cream makers featuring the crew of One Piece. Your move, American fast food industry.
Moreos: Oreos With Dunkable Cream Filling
Because some men just want to watch the world burn, Redditor EternallyXIII combined Oreos with Dunkaroos (remember those!?) and the universe managed to somehow not implode upon itself. Sure, Double Stuffs are cute and all, but having a separate tray just for the cream filling uppercuts Nabisco’s adorable attempts at snackery right in the face.
POCKY LIGHTSABERS ARE A THING
We’re not quite sure why it took so long, but Star Wars and Japanese snack Pocky have finally formed a blessed and holy union that I need in my mouth immediately. After I’m done spinning the little sticks around and making lightsaber sounds, of course.
If you live outside of Japan, you can scoop a box for around $8 on eBay. If you happen to live in Japan, the rest of us will just sit here and continue to hate you out of jealousy.
Great for your taste buds, terrible for every other part of your body. The greasy poos start now, but only in select D&D’s in eastern Massachusetts where the new sandwiches are currently being tested.
These Bowls Of Ramen Are Actually Cakes
This incredibly convincing confectionery comes courtesy of Machi no Kumasan, a small bakery in Takasaki City.
And in case you’re curious, here’s a list of the real ingredients that they used to make the fake ingredients:
Noodles – Japanese chestnut and kabocha pumpkin cream
Broth – Early Grey jelly
Bamboo shoot – grilled apple
Egg – annin tofu (Almond jelly)
Chashu pork – raspberry jelly
Green onions – pistachios