CUSTOM ‘GAME OF THRONES’ WINE SET BY OSKUNK

French artist OSKUNK, best known for his custom video game consoles, has applied his graffiti-infused stylings to a set of wine bottles featuring the four main house symbols from Game of Thrones. Accompanying the bottles is a wine box adorned with the four house names.

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'GAME OF THRONES' INTRO PLAYED ON AN NES KEYTAR
This all freaking kinds of amazing. It’s everything I didn’t know I needed and so much more.
This bodacious chiptune cover of the Game of Thrones soundtrack by YouTuber Theramin Hero is complete with delicious pulsating blips and bleeps, an 8-bit necktie from ThinkGeek, and frikkin’ lasers!

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'GAME OF THRONES' INTRO PLAYED ON AN NES KEYTAR

This all freaking kinds of amazing. It’s everything I didn’t know I needed and so much more.

This bodacious chiptune cover of the Game of Thrones soundtrack by YouTuber Theramin Hero is complete with delicious pulsating blips and bleeps, an 8-bit necktie from ThinkGeek, and frikkin’ lasers!

(via Engadget)

9 LESSONS LEARNED FROM LAST NIGHT’S GAME OF THRONES
Spoilers and intense moments of fandom ahead.
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The Game of Thrones Season 4 premiere was entitled “Two Swords” and not just because of the dude-on-dude action in the beginning. Let’s recap the episode with some important lessons learned.
1. A NEW ERA HAS OFFICIALLY BEGUN IN WESTEROS.







The episode opens with Tywin Lannister melting down Ned Stark’s Valyrian sword and burning his wolf pelt. The melted steel is used to forge two new swords - one of which is given to Jaimie Lannister. Oh, and it all happens while “The Rains of Castemere” plays in the background. Saying that this scene seems a bit symbolic would be a vulgar understatement.
2. NEVER CALL A DORNISHMAN A GOAT F*CKER.
Random Lannister shmo: “Why are you wasting a woman like this on a Dornishman? Bring him a shaved goat and a bottle of olive oil.”
Followed by:
 
 

And let us not forget…



3. DAENERYS NEEDS TO GET HER SHIT TOGETHER.


We first see the Khaleesi having a hardcore cuddle sesh with one of her dragons as the other two fight over a carcass in the sky. Then they bring the carcass down and all three go H.A.M. on it. When Dany goes to pet her cuddle buddy, it violently snaps at her, nearly taking off her head. Jorah Mormont reminds her that dragons are dangerous and can’t be tamed. She asks him where Grey Worm and Daario Naharis are. Turns out, they’re gambling in a weird stand-off game of who-can-hold-a-sword-longer. Dammit, Dany, your dragons are out of control and the two main dudes of your army are gambling when they should be protecting your fine ass. Get your shit together, woman!
4. THE CASTING DIRECTOR WAS DRUNK
Yup, we got Aunt Vivian’d. Check out Daaro Naharis in Season 3.

Aaaand check out the replacement actor. You can barely tell which one is which!

"Sorry I don’t look as bad-ass as I did last season. Here’s some flowers."
5. BITCHES BE TRIPPIN’.

Sansa Stark not only had to marry Tyrion Lannister, but she recently found out that her family was slaughtered at a certain wedding. She’s being a real drag about it and it’s kind of bringing me down. At least a drunk guy gave her a necklace.
 
Poor Shay tries getting kinky with Tyrion on his new bride’s bed (scandalous!) while she’s out being depressed, but he’s just not feeling it, what with his nephew the king wanting to murder him,  his wife hating him because his father had her family murdered, and Oberin Martel wants to murder anyone who’s last name is Lannister.





Then, Tyrion’s big brother Jaime tries getting kinky with his twin sister Cerci, but she’s still mad at him for getting kidnapped and taking too long to come home. Bitch be trippin’.
6. “ARYA AND THE HOUND” WOULD MAKE AN EXCELLENT SPIN-OFF SHOW
 


7. DON’T PISS THE HOUND OFF WHEN HE’S HUNGRY.


"I understand that if anymore words come pouring out your cunt mouth, I’m gonna have to eat every fucking chicken in this room." - The Hound
8. DON’T PISS ARYA STARK OFF, PERIOD.

9. THENNS MAKE TERRIBLE BARBECUE GUESTS.

9 LESSONS LEARNED FROM LAST NIGHT’S GAME OF THRONES

Spoilers and intense moments of fandom ahead.

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Weekend To Do List

  1. READ: 5 Ridiculous Lies You Believe About Ancient Civilizations
  2. PLAY: Game of Thrones: The 8-Bit Game. Actually, it’s 16-bit, but who’s counting?
  3. WATCH: Street Trash. Weird stuff, man. Weird stuff.
  4. DRINK: Columbia Liber-Tea - Bioshock Infinite mocktail.

But what about YOU guys? Reading, watching, playing, eating, drinking, or listening to anything awesome that you think we should know about? Let us know in the comments!

Stark House Sigil As A Graffiti Canvas

Artist Oskunk formed the Stark house sigil on canvas by handstyling various names of character from the Game of Thrones series with POSCA markers. Only 20 of these handpainted canvases will be available and  you can score one from Oskunk’s online shop.

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Sneakers Of The Night’s Watch

You know you’re obsessed with Game of Thrones when a pair of sneakers totally reminds you of Jon Snow.

The kicks are Nike’s new black/dark grey SB Blazer Mid LR’s. Snag a pair from Premiere for $80, but you’d better hurry, winter is coming.

Two Crazy Cute Daenerys Targaryen Customs

Peep this custom 3-inch Dunny by Jenn & Tony Bot and Mini Munny by Mijbil Creatures. Super dang adorable.

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So, Last Night’s ‘Game of Thrones’ Was Pretty Heavy, Yeah?

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In which we discuss what the eff just happened in the ninth episode of Season 3. Don’t forget to leave your thoughts in the comments.

Spoilers within. Obviously.

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Game of Thrones Characters as Magic: The Gathering Cards

People all across the Tumblrverse have been mocking up their own MTG cards based on Game of Thrones characters and the results are pretty epic. Check out some more here and here.

Oooh! I have one! 

Daenerys Targaryen 2RRWW
Whenever Daenerys Targaryen enters the battlefield or attacks, you may search your library for up to one Dragon and/or one Soldier creature and put them onto the battlefield. They have haste in addition to their other abilities and attack each turn if able.
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Okay, if LEGO can cross over with Harry Potter and DC Comics, then Magic HAS to be able to cross over with Game of Thrones. Make this happen, people!

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HBO’s Unaired ‘Game of Thrones’ Pilot Was Pretty Different
Less focus on the Starks? An earlier introduction to Daenerys who is played by a different actress? Why the hell hasn’t this pilot leaked online yet like that terrible American pilot for The IT Crowd?

HBO’s Unaired ‘Game of Thrones’ Pilot Was Pretty Different

Less focus on the Starks? An earlier introduction to Daenerys who is played by a different actress? Why the hell hasn’t this pilot leaked online yet like that terrible American pilot for The IT Crowd?

The Daenerys Targaryen Rap Video You’ve Always Wanted: “Whur Muh Boats At? Whur My Dragons At?”

This adequately sums up the Khaleesi’s plot from the majority of Game of Thrones season 2. It’s also my new ringtone.

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James Brown Sounds Extra Fantastic Over The ‘Game of Thrones’ Theme
James Brown’s “It’s a Man’s Man’s Man’s World” makes perfect sense mashed-up with the GoT theme. Give it a listen below. 

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James Brown Sounds Extra Fantastic Over The ‘Game of Thrones’ Theme

James Brown’s “It’s a Man’s Man’s Man’s World” makes perfect sense mashed-up with the GoT theme. Give it a listen below. 

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All of the Feels: ‘Game of Thrones’ Season 3 Premiere (SPOILERS)

Okay, Internet. Let’s talk. The Season 3 premiere wasn’t as intense and action-packed as the Season 2 finale, but it was adequately awesome nonetheless.

This episode definitely laid on a thicker coat of the fantasy stuff than any other episode. Right off the bat we got some direwolf vs. White Walker action, a friggin’ giant, Daenerys’s dragon catching, cooking, and eating its own fish in mid-air, and then there was that creepy weird assassin girl with the killer bug thing in that Pokéball or whatever.

Then we got some nice character moments like Tyrion dealing with his daddy issues, King "dick-in-a-box" Joffrey falling for his new queen bitch’s (possibly fake) matronly ways, and Robb Stark stops by Harrenhall which has been reduced to a heaping pile of corpses. Sorry bruh.

And so, this is the part where all of YOU GUYS chime in in the comments section of this post with your thoughts on the episode and predictions for where you think the show is headed. And if you’ve already read the books, NO SPOILERS! 

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'Game of Thrones' Season 3 Trailer Has A Dragon In It
Tired of the whack Season 3 trailers that showed absolutely nothing from the upcoming season? Then get a load of this:

Looks like Daenerys Targaryen finally gets her army. Oh, and her dragon’s are a bit more grown up now. Pretty excited to see all these great characters develop even further. Except Joffrey. He’s a dick and needs to get killed in the very first scene of the season.
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'Game of Thrones' Season 3 Trailer Has A Dragon In It

Tired of the whack Season 3 trailers that showed absolutely nothing from the upcoming season? Then get a load of this:

Looks like Daenerys Targaryen finally gets her army. Oh, and her dragon’s are a bit more grown up now. Pretty excited to see all these great characters develop even further. Except Joffrey. He’s a dick and needs to get killed in the very first scene of the season.

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Stunning Game of Thrones Digital Art
With the release of the Second Season of Game of Thrones on Blu-ray/DVD on February 19h and the premiere of Season 3 coming March 31st, it is safe to say that Game of Thrones will soon re-enter the collective pop-culture consciousness. However, for many of us die-hard fans of George R.R. Martin’s fantastic book series, the series has probably never strayed from our consciousness.
As we eagerly anticipate what will undoubtedly be the most shocking and exciting season of Game of Thones yet, check out this portrait of Robb Stark by artist Craig Paton titled “The Young Wolf.”
Artist Craig Paton even went as far to post a video of a Daenerys Targaryen portrait speed paint. Amazing stuff from this artist.
Follow Craig on Twitter and check out his website. 

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Stunning Game of Thrones Digital Art

With the release of the Second Season of Game of Thrones on Blu-ray/DVD on February 19h and the premiere of Season 3 coming March 31st, it is safe to say that Game of Thrones will soon re-enter the collective pop-culture consciousness. However, for many of us die-hard fans of George R.R. Martin’s fantastic book series, the series has probably never strayed from our consciousness.

As we eagerly anticipate what will undoubtedly be the most shocking and exciting season of Game of Thones yet, check out this portrait of Robb Stark by artist Craig Paton titled “The Young Wolf.”

Artist Craig Paton even went as far to post a video of a Daenerys Targaryen portrait speed paint. Amazing stuff from this artist.

Follow Craig on Twitter and check out his website.

Check It: More Game of Thrones posts on Albotas
Buy: Game of Thrones: The Complete Second Season
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