THE OFICIAL MUSIC VIDEO FOR “SEXERCIZE” BY KYLIE MINOGUE IS PRETTY NSFW
The new Kylie Minogue video is obscenely sexy. I feel like Beyoncé made it “classy” for female pop stars to wear tight onepieces and have close-ups of their crotches and butts in videos. Thank you, Beyonce.
Check out the full video past the break which includes lots of nipples and butts and other things men like including a soaking wet Kylie Minogue in a skintight white leotard getting humped by some chick in a sauna. I wonder how Danny Choo feels about this.
So, a few years back, to fill our Sexy Time tag with more sexiness, I started this thing called Thigh High Thursday inspired by member posts on the anime fan community on Figure.fm. While the Figure.fm posts were mainly Japanese idols and cosplayers, I decided to take the idea in a different direction that I felt fit Albotas a bit more. Since we’re a Tumblr site and the thigh highs tag already has a gazillion followers, I slowly began noticing the tag #thighhighthursday everywhere - even the official Suicide Girls Instagram account! Even more surprising is the fact that I’ve heard from a large amount of female readers it’s one of their favorite segments!
And then somewhere along the line I slacked on THT. And then I started slacking on the site in general (see also: the past few months), but rest assured, it’s back with a vengeance.
And ladies: feel free to support the cause by sending your Thigh High pics to firstname.lastname@example.org. The geekier the better - batman, star wars, cosplay, whatever. I’m thinking Thigh High Thursday could be like the Daily Graffiti of sexiness.
(pic via davidgrayon)
When Japanese Pop Idols Go Metal
Here’s the video for “Take My Chance” by the Japanese all-girl hard rock group Doll$Boxx. They’re all super cute, can shred on their instruments like it’s nobody’s business, and their drummer can scream like a demon with a throat like a freight train. Definitely not your average J-Rock band.
Mila Kunis Is Esquire’s Sexiest Woman In Alive
We’re not entirely sure we agree with this. Perhaps her, Kristina Hendricks, Kate Upton, Miranda Kerr, and Jennifer Lawrence should settle the dispute in a lingerie oil wrestling match. I call dibs on referee duty!
Pretty Much Every Actor In The World Is In Steven Spielberg’s Lincoln
I was going to PhotoShop a pic of Spielberg in a black Lincoln Navigator full of actors for the header of this post, but I was way too lazy.
But seriously, though, so many actors in this. Daniel Day-Lewis, Sally Field, Jackie Earle Haley, Joseph Gordon-Levitt, Tommy Lee Jones, the list goes on. But the two dudes I’m most excited to see in this are David Strathairn who plays Dr. Rosen on SyFy’s Alphas and Adam Driver who is by far the best character on HBO’s Girls. If those two weren’t in the movie, I’d have no interest whatsoever in seeing it.
Lincoln — which will no doubt be full of epic camera sweeps, Spielberg face, and orchestral swells to trick you into feeling emotion — hits theaters November 16th.
It’s come to our attention that the Sexy Time category of the site has gone tragically underutilized. To remedy the situation, here’s the latest pictures of the gorgeous top fashion model Miranda Kerr wearing nothing but a glistening coat of body oil, as photographed by the talented Laurent Darmon.
Tastefully NSFW pics after the cut.