Evil Dead 4 Is Happening It doesn’t matter what has been said by Sam Raimi, Bruce Campbell, and Ted Raimi in the last 10 years over the Internet and during countless convention panels — Evil Dead 4 is really happening. Sam Raimi said during a press event for Oz the Great and Powerful that he has interest in returning to the horror series and he and his brother will be writing a script this summer. In London, Raimi stated during a Meet the Filmmakers event: I would love to make Evil Dead 4. My brother and I plan to work on the script this summer. Really this time, guys. He straight up said it. No beating around the bush or sugarcoating anything, I really think Evil Dead 4 is going to happen. Check it: More Evil Dead on AlbotasBuy it: The Evil Dead (Blu-ray)

Evil Dead 4 Is Happening

It doesn’t matter what has been said by Sam Raimi, Bruce Campbell, and Ted Raimi in the last 10 years over the Internet and during countless convention panels — Evil Dead 4 is really happening. Sam Raimi said during a press event for Oz the Great and Powerful that he has interest in returning to the horror series and he and his brother will be writing a script this summer.

In London, Raimi stated during a Meet the Filmmakers event:

I would love to make Evil Dead 4. My brother and I plan to work on the script this summer.

Really this time, guys. He straight up said it. No beating around the bush or sugarcoating anything, I really think Evil Dead 4 is going to happen.

Check it: More Evil Dead on Albotas
Buy it: The Evil Dead (Blu-ray)

90’s Nostalgia: The Tales from the Crypt Saturday Morning Game Show

So when I was five years old, Tales from the Crypt was a pretty fucking huge deal for HBO. My father always watched it and I was kind of always around to squeal or run away from his television set while it played, but the memories and nostalgia always lingered of the Crypt Keeper and his fucked up tales of horror. But something crossed my mind the other day and I don’t think many people remember this, but do you remember the Crypt Keeper’s gameshow?

I hardly do. With the help of Google/Wikipedia/YouTube, I’m watching it over and thinking: How in the fuck did this crazy ass Saturday morning children’s game show air, of all networks, on CBS? And how did it last for one year?

The show was called Secrets of the Crypt Keeper’s Haunted House, and it involved kids going through physical challenges, Legend of the Hidden Temple style. They had a section of the challenge titled “The Swamp From Hell and used a shit ton of bad CGI to animate it.

Thanks to a user on YouTube, an episode is on the Internet to peep in three different parts. I guess the uploader, bojibbles, was a contestent on the show. Enjoy this hidden gem with me, because my brain doesn’t want to shit bricks alone at remembering this show at random.

THE NEW ‘EVIL DEAD’ REDBAND TRAILER IS GORY LIKE WHOA! [NSFW] As if that first trailer wasn’t bloodsoaked enough for your horror movie appetite, here’s a new one that involves a lot more gore. And a more horrifying look at the updated version of the tree rape scene from the original. Full trailer below.

THE NEW ‘EVIL DEAD’ REDBAND TRAILER IS GORY LIKE WHOA! [NSFW]

As if that first trailer wasn’t bloodsoaked enough for your horror movie appetite, here’s a new one that involves a lot more gore. And a more horrifying look at the updated version of the tree rape scene from the original.

Full trailer below.

Holy Freaking Crap The Trailer For The ‘Evil Dead’ Remake Is Amazing [NSFW]

In case you worried about the Evil Dead remake (you know, the one where Ash is a chick instead of Bruce Campbell?) being a steaming pile of dingleberries, this redband trailer should ease your tension a bit. Good Lord the gore looks incredible! I was never a huge fan of the originals like most people in the nerd-o-sphere, so I’m welcoming this remake with open arms, although I’m sure purists will find more than their share of things to complain about in this trailer.

Here’s A Teaser Trailer For That ‘Carrie’ Remake

This teaser for the Carrie remake starring Chloë Grace Moretz debuted at NYCC this past weekend, and now it’s been released for the general masses. Directed by Kimberly Peirce, this remake will stick closer to the original Stephen King novel instead of the original by Brian de Palma’s in 1976. It definitely appears more grandiose in scale. What do you think?

V/H/S Looks Like The Greatest Horror Movie Of The Year

Comprised of an all-star cast of who’s-who in horror cinema, V/H/S makes Paranormal Activity look like it was made by a bunch of Girl Scouts.

Synopsis:

V/H/S is a POV, found footage horror film from the perspective of America’s top genre filmmakers. In ‘V/H/S’, a group of misfits are hired by an unknown third party to burglarize a desolate house in the countryside and acquire a rare tape. Upon searching the house, the guys are confronted with a dead body, a hub of old televisions and an endless supply of cryptic footage, each video stranger and more inexplicable than the last…

It’s directed by Adam Wingard (“You’re Next”), Glenn McQuaid (“I Sell The Dead”), Radio Silence, David Bruckner (“The Signal”), Joe Swanberg (“Hannah Takes the Stairs”), Ti West (“The House of the Devil”) and stars Joe Swanberg, Adam Wingard, Sophia Takal, Kate Lyn Sheil, Calvin Reeder, Lane Hughes.

And check out this sick artwork for inspired by V/H/S by comic artist James Stokoe spotted by MTV Movies.

V/H/S is out now on Video On Demand and hits theaters October 5.

‘Shaun Of The Dead’ Meets ‘Streets Of Rage’ If Shaun of the Dead was a beat-‘em-up arcade from the 90’s, we’re pretty sure it’d look exactly like this piece by Aled Lewis for Gallery 1988’s six annual Crazy 4 Cult show. The exhibit kicks off this Thursday in NYC. If you’re in the area, be sure stop by and check it out in person. (via Super Punch)

‘Shaun Of The Dead’ Meets ‘Streets Of Rage’

If Shaun of the Dead was a beat-‘em-up arcade from the 90’s, we’re pretty sure it’d look exactly like this piece by Aled Lewis for Gallery 1988’s six annual Crazy 4 Cult show. The exhibit kicks off this Thursday in NYC. If you’re in the area, be sure stop by and check it out in person.

(via Super Punch)

New ‘Human Centipede 2 (Full Sequence)’ Poster Has a Vagina On It. And a Centipede. That chick should totally call the vagina exterminator. For those of you who like gross things, the sequel to Human Centipede hits theaters today. List of theaters below. IFC CENTER - New York, NY LANDMARK’S NUART - Los Angeles, CA MUSIC BOX THEATRE - Chicago, IL CEDAR LEE CINEMAS - Cleveland, OH LANDMARK’S MAIN ART - Royal Oak, MI LANDMARK’S ORIENTAL THEATRE - Milwaukee, WI LANDMARK’S TIVOLI THEATRE - University City, MO LANDMARK’S RITZ AT THE BOURSE - Philadelphia, PA LANDMARK’S E STREET CINEMA - Washington, D.C. LANDMARK’S MIDTOWN ART - Atlanta, GA ALAMO DRAFTHOUSE S. LAMAR - Austin, TX LANDMARK’S INWOOD - Dallas, TX LANDMARK’S RIVER OAKS THEATRE - Houston, TX LANDMARK’S ESQUIRE - Denver, CO LANDMARK’S KEN - San Diego, CA LANDMARK’S EGYPTIAN - Seattle, WA LANDMARK’S LUMIERE - San Francisco, CA If you despise the outside world and social interaction, you can also get it through Video On Demand starting October 12th. In case you haven’t heard, this is a movie about a crazy guy who kidnaps people and sews them butt-to-mouth, but in case you needed any more convincing that you absolutely need to see it, here’s an official synopsis: Martin is a mentally disturbed loner who lives with his nagging mother in a bleak London housing project, where loud neighbors and cramped living conditions threaten to plunge this victim of sexual and psychological abuse over the edge. He works the night shift as a security guard in an underground parking garage, where customers and their vehicles come and go as he indulges his obsession with THE HUMAN CENTIPEDE (FIRST SEQUENCE) watching the film over and over on the small TV set in his office and meticulously examining the scrapbook he has lovingly filled with memorabilia from the film, including the mouth-to-anus surgery instructions made famous by Dr. Heiter, the mad scientist from Martin’s favorite movie. Pushed to the brink by his harridan mother, haunted by the teasing voices of his abusive and incarcerated father, Martin sets into motion his plan to emulate Heiter’s centipede by creating his own version, in a rented warehouse, which he begins to fill with victims, including a loud neighbor, two drunk nightclubbers, a prostitute and a lecherous john, and several more … including Martin’s pièce de résistance, one of the actresses from THE HUMAN CENTIPEDE (FIRST SEQUENCE). Except that Martin lacks the surgical skill, medical instruments and operating theater necessary to create a larger centipede in the image of Dr. Heiter’s masterpiece. So he makes use of materials at hand: duct tape, staple gun, household tools and a fanboy moxie. What follows is one of the most harrowing and terrifying films ever conceived, featuring a central character that makes FIRST SEQUENCE’s Dr. Heiter seem downright cuddly in comparison. THE HUMAN CENTIPEDE (FULL SEQUENCE) is a triumph in biological horror by one of the new masters of the horror film. I’m one of the few people who actually liked the first film — not for the gore and torture, but for the general idea and overall bizzare-o-ness of the evil scientist dude. Also, those actors had to cry throughout the whole movie with their faces taped to each others’ butts! THAT’S acting, folks. So, yeah, I’ll definitely be seeing this new jump-off.

New ‘Human Centipede 2 (Full Sequence)’ Poster Has a Vagina On It. And a Centipede.

That chick should totally call the vagina exterminator.

For those of you who like gross things, the sequel to Human Centipede hits theaters today. List of theaters below.

IFC CENTER - New York, NY
LANDMARK’S NUART - Los Angeles, CA
MUSIC BOX THEATRE - Chicago, IL
CEDAR LEE CINEMAS - Cleveland, OH
LANDMARK’S MAIN ART - Royal Oak, MI
LANDMARK’S ORIENTAL THEATRE - Milwaukee, WI
LANDMARK’S TIVOLI THEATRE - University City, MO
LANDMARK’S RITZ AT THE BOURSE - Philadelphia, PA
LANDMARK’S E STREET CINEMA - Washington, D.C.
LANDMARK’S MIDTOWN ART - Atlanta, GA
ALAMO DRAFTHOUSE S. LAMAR - Austin, TX
LANDMARK’S INWOOD - Dallas, TX
LANDMARK’S RIVER OAKS THEATRE - Houston, TX
LANDMARK’S ESQUIRE - Denver, CO
LANDMARK’S KEN - San Diego, CA
LANDMARK’S EGYPTIAN - Seattle, WA
LANDMARK’S LUMIERE - San Francisco, CA

If you despise the outside world and social interaction, you can also get it through Video On Demand starting October 12th.

In case you haven’t heard, this is a movie about a crazy guy who kidnaps people and sews them butt-to-mouth, but in case you needed any more convincing that you absolutely need to see it, here’s an official synopsis:

Martin is a mentally disturbed loner who lives with his nagging mother in a bleak London housing project, where loud neighbors and cramped living conditions threaten to plunge this victim of sexual and psychological abuse over the edge.

He works the night shift as a security guard in an underground parking garage, where customers and their vehicles come and go as he indulges his obsession with THE HUMAN CENTIPEDE (FIRST SEQUENCE) watching the film over and over on the small TV set in his office and meticulously examining the scrapbook he has lovingly filled with memorabilia from the film, including the mouth-to-anus surgery instructions made famous by Dr. Heiter, the mad scientist from Martin’s favorite movie.

Pushed to the brink by his harridan mother, haunted by the teasing voices of his abusive and incarcerated father, Martin sets into motion his plan to emulate Heiter’s centipede by creating his own version, in a rented warehouse, which he begins to fill with victims, including a loud neighbor, two drunk nightclubbers, a prostitute and a lecherous john, and several more … including Martin’s pièce de résistance, one of the actresses from THE HUMAN CENTIPEDE (FIRST SEQUENCE).

Except that Martin lacks the surgical skill, medical instruments and operating theater necessary to create a larger centipede in the image of Dr. Heiter’s masterpiece. So he makes use of materials at hand: duct tape, staple gun, household tools and a fanboy moxie.

What follows is one of the most harrowing and terrifying films ever conceived, featuring a central character that makes FIRST SEQUENCE’s Dr. Heiter seem downright cuddly in comparison. THE HUMAN CENTIPEDE (FULL SEQUENCE) is a triumph in biological horror by one of the new masters of the horror film.

I’m one of the few people who actually liked the first film — not for the gore and torture, but for the general idea and overall bizzare-o-ness of the evil scientist dude. Also, those actors had to cry throughout the whole movie with their faces taped to each others’ butts! THAT’S acting, folks. So, yeah, I’ll definitely be seeing this new jump-off.

Greatest Comic Shop Commercial with Zombies of All Time

This is awesome. I’m pretty proud since it’s also for my local comic shop, 1up Collectibles in West Reading, PA. If the name seems familiar, it’s because it’s the same place we held out Heroes and Villains Custom Toy Extravaganza.

This commercial will be airing on Comcast in our area during all 16 episodes of The Walking Dead on AMC. Well played, 1up. Well played.

‘Yakuza: Dead Souls’ Gets a Trailer and Western Release Date

Sega announced that Yakuza of the End has been renamed Yakuza: Dead Souls and will be available on the U.S. and Europe in March 2012.

A game where get to play as a Yakuza thug and fight against undead hordes in Tokyo’s red light district? You know you want this.

(Source: youtube.com)

Leaked Footage From World War Z

Looks like the zombies in the big screen adaptation of the Max Brooks novel won’t be the slow, shuffly kind. They also turn from dead-as-shit human to flesh-eating zombie in mere seconds, which would totally suck if a zombie outbreak ever happened. But it won’t. Because zombies aren’t real. Or at least that’s what my therapist tells me to repeat in my head every time I feel like I’m about to have another episode.

(via nerd approved)

(Source: youtube.com)

I’m really only posting this trailer for Banana Motherfucker so I can type the words banana motherfucker. Twice. And because it’s awesome.

Also, bananamotherfucker.com (that’s thrice!) is my new favorite domain name.

(via Obvious Winner)

Red Band Trailer for LAKE PLACID 3.

Remember LAKE PLACID? That campy horror flick about giant alligators or crocodiles or some shit? And Betty White was in it? Well, apparently they made a ‘part deux’, and I’ve just been sent a press release for part 3 which looks pretty ridiculous - and by that I mean ridiculously awesome!

As one of the 15 people who legitimately liked PIRANHA 3D, I 100% can’t wait to see this.

Press release:

The monster crocodiles return in a frightening new installment of the successful horror franchise when the unrated Lake Placid 3 debuts on DVD October 26 from Sony Pictures Home Entertainment. Colin Ferguson (TV’s “Eureka”), Yancy Butler (Kickass), Kacey Barnfield (Resident Evil: Afterlife), and Michael Ironside (Terminator Salvation) star in the latest incarnation of the campy, blood-thirsty horror series. Fans will eat up the steamy, sexy and gory Lake Placid 3 when it arrives on DVD for $24.96 SRP, boasting unrated, unreleased scenes suitable only for adult audiences.

Get ready for a living, feeding nightmare when a swarm of gigantic crocodiles terrorizes a secluded country lake. When local wildlife is brutally mauled and campers are reduced to carcasses, biologist Nathan Bickerman (Colin Ferguson) knows a voracious predator is on the loose. So does a feisty female hunting guide (Yancy Butler) out for her next trophy. As the body count rises, the local sheriff tries to keep things quiet and keep the tourists coming. But when the horrifying, hulking truth emerges, can anyone stop these cold blooded killers before they claim their next victim? Lake Placid 3 is pulse pounding, adrenaline pumping, pure horror film fun.

Lake Placid 3 has a running time of 93 minutes and is unrated. The film contains graphic violence and full frontal nudity.

Did you guys read that? Full frontal nudity! AND KILLER FUCKING CROCODILES! I’m in!

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