A Little Bit On The Creepy Thing From Japan Side: Leave it to the Japanese to invent something as batshit preposterous as Virgin Girl Sweat Spray.
It’s no nearly as ridiculous as it sounds without the official product description, so here:
Giving off that unforgettable pungent odor of soap and youthful sweat combined deliciously together, the Japanese Virgin Girl Sweat Spray will bring all kinds of new smells and experiences. Spray some onto your love doll’s clothing or body for unbeatable verisimilitude and to enhance your hormonal desires. Though originally designed with love dolls in mind, there is of course nothing to stop you using the aroma spray to add extra realism to your favorite onaholes, used panties or other toys and items.
I almost feel like this was secretly funded by the Japanese government to keep dudes from predatoring on little girls. Seems like that shit is ALWAYS in the news over there. Maybe if they didn’t censor their porn, guys wouldn’t be so sexually frustrated and evolve into creepers. Not that I’m defending them or anything. Just saying.
Pre-oder your own Virgin Sweat Spray here, but, please, don’t.
(via Topless Robot)
Source: toplessrobot.com