CAPTAIN AMERICA IN POST-IT NOTE FORM
This was made by a Redditor who says that he does Marvel movies big at his office. I love how Thor’s looking all jealous of Cap’s legs.

CAPTAIN AMERICA IN POST-IT NOTE FORM

This was made by a Redditor who says that he does Marvel movies big at his office. I love how Thor’s looking all jealous of Cap’s legs.

DOG COSPLAYING AS UMBREON, I CHOOSE YOU!!!

Not sure if this Pokémon dog cosplay by lefeon-ex is awesome or mean. Can it see? Does it care? But what if it wanted to dress up as Psyduck? Do all dogs really go to heaven?

(via Neatorama)

CAPTAIN AMERICA’S TO-DO LIST
Here’s a screenshot from Captain America: The Winter Soldier showing Cap’s to-do list. Poor dude. Frozen for nearly 70 years, there’s a lot he has to catch up on like Thai food, educating himself on the ups and downs of the Berlin wall, and apparently he’s unsure about Rocky II.  At least he got Star Wars out of the way.
Sheesh, Steve! You should put buy a smartphone on that list because there’s totally an app for keeping track of all that stuff. Christ, you could knock that list out in a few days ON a smartphone!
(via imgur)

CAPTAIN AMERICA’S TO-DO LIST

Here’s a screenshot from Captain America: The Winter Soldier showing Cap’s to-do list. Poor dude. Frozen for nearly 70 years, there’s a lot he has to catch up on like Thai food, educating himself on the ups and downs of the Berlin wall, and apparently he’s unsure about Rocky II.  At least he got Star Wars out of the way.

Sheesh, Steve! You should put buy a smartphone on that list because there’s totally an app for keeping track of all that stuff. Christ, you could knock that list out in a few days ON a smartphone!

(via imgur)

HOW MANY TIMES WOULD HARRY AND MARV HAVE DIED IN THE ‘HOME ALONE' MOVIES?
I always wondered this, even as a kid. Sure, I’d seen hundreds of boulders, anvils, safes, pianos and more dropped on Wile E. Coyote’s head in cartoons, but I still wince when that iron drops on Marv’s head in Home Alone. And then there was the scene in Home Alone 2 where Kevin is chucking bricks at Marv’s skull from a rooftop and I always thought he’d be dead as shit in real life.
Screen Junkies got a doctor to diagnose every injury sustained by the Wet Bandits across both Home Alone and Home Alone 2: Lost In New York and the final conclusion is further proof that they just don’t make kid flicks like they used to.
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HOW MANY TIMES WOULD HARRY AND MARV HAVE DIED IN THE ‘HOME ALONE' MOVIES?

I always wondered this, even as a kid. Sure, I’d seen hundreds of boulders, anvils, safes, pianos and more dropped on Wile E. Coyote’s head in cartoons, but I still wince when that iron drops on Marv’s head in Home Alone. And then there was the scene in Home Alone 2 where Kevin is chucking bricks at Marv’s skull from a rooftop and I always thought he’d be dead as shit in real life.

Screen Junkies got a doctor to diagnose every injury sustained by the Wet Bandits across both Home Alone and Home Alone 2: Lost In New York and the final conclusion is further proof that they just don’t make kid flicks like they used to.

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‘ADVENTURE TIME' MEETS 'ZERO DARK THIRTY’
Special agents Finn and Jake have been sent on a mission to take down a powerful ice king, but it looks like they’ve assassinated the wrong guy. Honest mistake.
Art by ProxyGreen on deviantART.

ADVENTURE TIME' MEETS 'ZERO DARK THIRTY

Special agents Finn and Jake have been sent on a mission to take down a powerful ice king, but it looks like they’ve assassinated the wrong guy. Honest mistake.

Art by ProxyGreen on deviantART.

Ruffles’ Facebook Page Has the Best Photoshop Ever

It’s 1 AM, I’m drunk and carefully typing this, and I’m just letting everyone know that Ruffles has a Facebook page and whoever maintains it uses photoshop in a hilariously poor fashion.

MACAULEY CULKIN HAS A PIZZA THEMED VELVET UNDERGROUND COVER BAND
The Home Alone star is all grown-up and in a band called The Pizza Underground. They cover Velvet Underground songs, but change the lyrics to make them more pizza-y. Sounds about right.
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The band recorded an EP at Macauley’s house back in November. You can check them out on Bandcamp and in the 15-minute video below.

Enjoy a sampling of random images from the official Pizza Underground Tumblr.




(via Rolling Stone)

MACAULEY CULKIN HAS A PIZZA THEMED VELVET UNDERGROUND COVER BAND

The Home Alone star is all grown-up and in a band called The Pizza Underground. They cover Velvet Underground songs, but change the lyrics to make them more pizza-y. Sounds about right.

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THE LIVE ACTION ‘ATTACK ON TITAN’ PORN IS A THING AND THIS IS WHAT IT LOOKS LIKE
The popular manga/anime sensation gets Rule 34'd.
(WARNING: This is a very, very, VERY NSFW post. You’ve been warned.)
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No way! I totally wear the same costume when I play with my action figures too!




Just like the manga and anime, plenty of nekkid dudes nommin’ on fools…


… and freaking the hell out about it.



And boobies, because porn. You can’t tell, but all of the ::ahem:: “actors” are wearing flesh-colored tape on their naughty bits. I kinda’ think the chick’s totally fell off in this pic though.


Remember back in the Street Fighter II days when you’d pause the game to see up Chun-Li’s skirt? I wonder if the photographer was thinking about that when he took this pic. That’s his life now!


God, this is weird.


She travelled door-to-door looking for a decent top and pair of pants, but she could never find any in her size. I heard she got an eating disorder after that. No wait - she was disorderly and started eating people.


This shit looks serious you guys.


Okay, now it just looks silly. I swear “The Sound of Music” popped into my head when I saw this.


I somehow keep forgetting this is a porn. It’s good to be reminded of things. I think all reminders should come in the form high-kicking crotch-shots, but that’s just me.


I truly wonder what she’s thinking right now. This picture is both tragic and poetic, yet somehow erotic, but that’s probably just ‘cause there’s boobs in it.


Oh, hey! A person wearing clothes!




The chick in the back is actually allergic to porn, that’s why she’s wearing a mask. Her doctor recommended that she change professions, but nothing can stop her from her dreams, ya’ know? I admire that.


"Snap ya’ fingers. Do ya’ step. You can do it all by yo’ self."


Man… she’s still wearing clothes. That’s pretty dumb.




Okay, Internet, these green screen shots are ripe for PhotoShopping. Do your worst.




And then they all had sex with each other right before a bunch of naked giants ate them. And then had sex with each other.


Hey it’s these guys again! That dude’s pot belly gives me confidence in my future career as a porn star.


Looks like she’s doing that cute “nyan” cat thing that chicks sometimes do in anime.


You know how in porn there’s almost always that one scene where a chick flicks her bean while watching a couple go at it? I’m pretty sure this is that scene.


Can’t tell if I’m aroused or creeped out. Moving right along…


This is what happens when you spend 3/4 your budget on action figures, tiny villages, body paint and flesh-colored tape instead of saving for special effects.


"Acting."


Little boxes on the hillside.


Little boxes made of ticky tacky.


Little boxes on the hillside, little boxes all the same.
The lawsuit-evadingly titled Charge on Themis - Titan Soldiers hits Japan on DVD and digital download on Jaunary 10, 2014. Can’t freaking wait.
(Kotaku via Asagawo Blog)

THE LIVE ACTION ‘ATTACK ON TITAN’ PORN IS A THING AND THIS IS WHAT IT LOOKS LIKE

The popular manga/anime sensation gets Rule 34'd.

(WARNING: This is a very, very, VERY NSFW post. You’ve been warned.)

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Telemarketing Robot Won’t Admit She’s A Robot

So, apparently this is a thing that telemarketers are doing now. This chick totally sounds like a real person… until she starts sounding like a robot. Creepy stuff.

The phone call was recorded by TIME Washington Bureau Chief Michael Scherer.

Via TIME:

When Scherer asked point blank if she was a real person, or a computer-operated robot voice, she replied enthusiastically that she was real, with a charming laugh. But then she failed several other tests. When asked “What vegetable is found in tomato soup?” she said she did not understand the question. When asked multiple times what day of the week it was yesterday, she complained repeatedly of a bad connection.

Over the course of the next hour, several TIME reporters called her back, working to uncover the mystery of her bona fides. Her name, she said, was Samantha West, and she was definitely a robot, given the pitch perfect repetition of her answers. Her goal was to ask a series of questions about health coverage—”Are you on Medicare?” etc.—and then transfer the potential customer to a real person, who could close the sale.

The robot voice’s name is Samantha West and the company behind the calls denies that she’s a robot.

It’s all very weird and just makes me think of HAL from 2001: A Space Odyssey and you should read the whole and listen to more calls over on the TIME website.

(via Nerdcore)

Battle Wedding Crashed By Batman, Iron Man, & More

This is pretty much the geek wedding to end all geek weddings. Saddened by the lack of lightsabers though.

(via io9)

Street Fighter II: Church Edition

These preachers sure know how to keep the Raging Demon away. Good thing they haven’t messed with me. My Third Strike skills would have parried the shit out of that shodo magic.

Want: Batman Tumbler Golf Cart

This golf cart was customized to look like the Tumbler from the Chris Nolan Batman films and it was actually used on the Warner Bros. lot where the films were made! This is perfect for ridding your local golf course of unwanted villainy or doing donuts in the mall parking lot until security calls the cops, in which case just try and catch me!

This is up for grabs on eBay for a ridiculous price and the auction ends in three days. Buy it for me or don’t buy it at all.

(via Nerd Approved)

Retro PS4 Mockup
This throwback comes complete with a wood-grain finish and bright orange buttons.  I know it has nothing to do with the oldschool Atari design, but I kind of wish it had a digital clock display in the top left..
(via Kotaku)

Retro PS4 Mockup

This throwback comes complete with a wood-grain finish and bright orange buttons.  I know it has nothing to do with the oldschool Atari design, but I kind of wish it had a digital clock display in the top left..

(via Kotaku)

This Is What It Looks Like When A Dead Sperm Whale Explodes
How much do you think the average whale exploder guy makes per hour? Do you think they let him keep that whale-poking sword forever? Do you think he has to clean the mess up too, or maybe there’s a different guy for that?
The above pic was taken from the video below. Check it out if you have the stomach for it.

“Pressure pushing down on me 
Pressing down on you no man ask for 
Under pressure
That burns a building down 
Splits a sperm whale in two 
Puts entrails on streets”
We salute you, sperm whale exploder man. You truly are the master exploder.
(via Geekologie)

This Is What It Looks Like When A Dead Sperm Whale Explodes

How much do you think the average whale exploder guy makes per hour? Do you think they let him keep that whale-poking sword forever? Do you think he has to clean the mess up too, or maybe there’s a different guy for that?

The above pic was taken from the video below. Check it out if you have the stomach for it.

Pressure pushing down on me 

Pressing down on you no man ask for 

Under pressure

That burns a building down 

Splits a sperm whale in two 

Puts entrails on streets”

We salute you, sperm whale exploder man. You truly are the master exploder.

(via Geekologie)

How To Always Win In Connect Four

In a nutshell: always go first, always drop it down the middle on your first move, and as long as you don’t play like an idiot the game’s all yours. Math.

(via Numberphile)

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