MIRANDA KERR FOR BRITISH GQ

Australian knock-out Miranda Kerr graces the May 2014 cover of British GQ. Inside the issue is an editorial featuring an amazing photoset by Mario Testino featuring Kerr in the single greatest thing a woman could ever possibly wear: thigh-highsGoodness gracious.

THE LIVE ACTION ‘ATTACK ON TITAN’ PORN IS A THING AND THIS IS WHAT IT LOOKS LIKE
The popular manga/anime sensation gets Rule 34'd.
(WARNING: This is a very, very, VERY NSFW post. You’ve been warned.)
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No way! I totally wear the same costume when I play with my action figures too!




Just like the manga and anime, plenty of nekkid dudes nommin’ on fools…


… and freaking the hell out about it.



And boobies, because porn. You can’t tell, but all of the ::ahem:: “actors” are wearing flesh-colored tape on their naughty bits. I kinda’ think the chick’s totally fell off in this pic though.


Remember back in the Street Fighter II days when you’d pause the game to see up Chun-Li’s skirt? I wonder if the photographer was thinking about that when he took this pic. That’s his life now!


God, this is weird.


She travelled door-to-door looking for a decent top and pair of pants, but she could never find any in her size. I heard she got an eating disorder after that. No wait - she was disorderly and started eating people.


This shit looks serious you guys.


Okay, now it just looks silly. I swear “The Sound of Music” popped into my head when I saw this.


I somehow keep forgetting this is a porn. It’s good to be reminded of things. I think all reminders should come in the form high-kicking crotch-shots, but that’s just me.


I truly wonder what she’s thinking right now. This picture is both tragic and poetic, yet somehow erotic, but that’s probably just ‘cause there’s boobs in it.


Oh, hey! A person wearing clothes!




The chick in the back is actually allergic to porn, that’s why she’s wearing a mask. Her doctor recommended that she change professions, but nothing can stop her from her dreams, ya’ know? I admire that.


"Snap ya’ fingers. Do ya’ step. You can do it all by yo’ self."


Man… she’s still wearing clothes. That’s pretty dumb.




Okay, Internet, these green screen shots are ripe for PhotoShopping. Do your worst.




And then they all had sex with each other right before a bunch of naked giants ate them. And then had sex with each other.


Hey it’s these guys again! That dude’s pot belly gives me confidence in my future career as a porn star.


Looks like she’s doing that cute “nyan” cat thing that chicks sometimes do in anime.


You know how in porn there’s almost always that one scene where a chick flicks her bean while watching a couple go at it? I’m pretty sure this is that scene.


Can’t tell if I’m aroused or creeped out. Moving right along…


This is what happens when you spend 3/4 your budget on action figures, tiny villages, body paint and flesh-colored tape instead of saving for special effects.


"Acting."


Little boxes on the hillside.


Little boxes made of ticky tacky.


Little boxes on the hillside, little boxes all the same.
The lawsuit-evadingly titled Charge on Themis - Titan Soldiers hits Japan on DVD and digital download on Jaunary 10, 2014. Can’t freaking wait.
(Kotaku via Asagawo Blog)

THE LIVE ACTION ‘ATTACK ON TITAN’ PORN IS A THING AND THIS IS WHAT IT LOOKS LIKE

The popular manga/anime sensation gets Rule 34'd.

(WARNING: This is a very, very, VERY NSFW post. You’ve been warned.)

Read More

Pre-order Shriiimp’s 2014 Calendar & Their Very First Book
Shriiimp.com's latest calendar is now up for pre-order along with their very first book, “Holy Shriiimp! The Bible vol. 1.” The book is limited to 1000 copies and the calendar is limited to 500. Pre-order them both here.
Click through for a NSFW sample.





See also: Daily Girlfitti on Albotas.com.

Pre-order Shriiimp’s 2014 Calendar & Their Very First Book

Shriiimp.com's latest calendar is now up for pre-order along with their very first book, “Holy Shriiimp! The Bible vol. 1.” The book is limited to 1000 copies and the calendar is limited to 500. Pre-order them both here.

Click through for a NSFW sample.

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"Visual Notes" Lou Pimantel Solo Show @ Art Whino Gallery Aug. 17

NY-based artist Lou Pimantel hit us up with info about his upcoming solo show along with some gorgeous preview pics. Dude’s game is on point right now and I’m a little bit jealous of his skills.

Deets:

Saturday, August 17th, from 8-11pm

Location:
Art Whino Gallery 
120 American Way
National Harbor, MD 20745 

Show end date: September 17th 2013

The event is FREE and open to the public. 

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Thigh High Thursday
God Bless Sasha Grey. Get the shirt here.

Thigh High Thursday

God Bless Sasha Grey. Get the shirt here.

For The Ladies: Here’s A Naked Picture Of Stan Lee. You’re Quite Welcome.
This picture of a suave-looking Stan Lee circa 1983 is from Sean Howe's upcoming book Marvel Comics: The Untold Story and it’s glorious.
Here’s an excerpt from the book:

STAN LEE, CENTERFOLD (photograph by Eliot R. Brown)When Stan Lee visited New York in January 1983, the editorial staff was at the peak of its yuk-yuk, hand-buzzer giddiness. They’d been shooting photos of each other in superhero costumes for some of the covers—several staff members appeared on the cover of the last issue of SPIDER-WOMAN—and now they were putting together a comic that consisted wholly of photos of intra-office hijinks. They wanted to include Stan the Man. Lee, the original ringmaster, jumped at the chance to pose for a nude centerfold. Marvel staffers photographed Lee with an oversize comic book covering his private parts; soon after, they received a call from his assistant in L.A. “Stan is wild,” said the assistant. “He should not have been naked for your centerfold. Please. Don’t.” (A Hulk costume was later superimposed over Lee’s body in postproduction.)

Notice how the comic had to be oversize. Get it, Stan!
Pre-order Marvel Comics: The Untold Story on Amazon.

For The Ladies: Here’s A Naked Picture Of Stan Lee. You’re Quite Welcome.

This picture of a suave-looking Stan Lee circa 1983 is from Sean Howe's upcoming book Marvel Comics: The Untold Story and it’s glorious.

Here’s an excerpt from the book:

STAN LEE, CENTERFOLD (photograph by Eliot R. Brown)
When Stan Lee visited New York in January 1983, the editorial staff was at the peak of its yuk-yuk, hand-buzzer giddiness. They’d been shooting photos of each other in superhero costumes for some of the covers—several staff members appeared on the cover of the last issue of SPIDER-WOMAN—and now they were putting together a comic that consisted wholly of photos of intra-office h
ijinks. They wanted to include Stan the Man. Lee, the original ringmaster, jumped at the chance to pose for a nude centerfold. Marvel staffers photographed Lee with an oversize comic book covering his private parts; soon after, they received a call from his assistant in L.A. “Stan is wild,” said the assistant. “He should not have been naked for your centerfold. Please. Don’t.” (A Hulk costume was later superimposed over Lee’s body in postproduction.)

Notice how the comic had to be oversize. Get it, Stan!

Pre-order Marvel Comics: The Untold Story on Amazon.

Echidnas Are Weird

I was watching a zoology show recently which featured weird creatures from Australia and New Guinea. One of those was the echidna, which you may know due to Knuckles from the Sonic series.

Echidnas are pretty weird. They, along with the platypus, are basically the evolutionary link between reptiles and mammals. They don’t regulate their body temperature well, they pee and poo at the same time and from the same hole, and females lay eggs instead of gestating internally. The male’s reproductive system is where it gets really weird, though. So weird that I had to put the picture after the break.

Hit the link for the lowdown on the echidna’s disturbing and elaborate penis.

[NSFW, especially if you work with echidnas!]

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[NSFW] Miranda Kerr by Laurent Darmon: We Approve

It’s come to our attention that the Sexy Time category of the site has gone tragically underutilized. To remedy the situation, here’s the latest pictures of the gorgeous top fashion model Miranda Kerr wearing nothing but a glistening coat of body oil, as photographed by the talented Laurent Darmon.

Tastefully NSFW pics after the cut.

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Thigh High Thursday
A Little Bit On The Boobstagram Side (NSFW): People of the world! There’s a site called Boobstagram and it’s exactly what it sounds like: an arsenal of ta-ta pics pulled from Instagram. Cleavage. For. Days.
Or if you want to see boobs on the Internet there’s always, you know, pornography.
(via Gizmodo)

A Little Bit On The Boobstagram Side (NSFW): People of the world! There’s a site called Boobstagram and it’s exactly what it sounds like: an arsenal of ta-ta pics pulled from Instagram. Cleavage. For. Days.

Or if you want to see boobs on the Internet there’s always, you know, pornography.

(via Gizmodo)

Thigh High Thursday!

A Little Bit On The NSFW Side: Those wacky crazyheads over in Japan are coming out with a movie version of their twisted take on Little Red Riding Hood called Red Sword. In this version, warewolves rape and sacrifice young virgin high school girls, so it’s up to Red to slay the evil beasts. There’s also lots of gratuitous high-kicking crotch shots and clothes that get conveniently ripped to shreds to show bouncing boobies during fight scenes. Our kind of movie!

(via Twitch)

Import Figure Report 12/9

Snack-munching hero girls, busty NSFW elf ladies with removable armor and more await in this week’s round-up of our favorite Japanese anime figures.

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The Weirdest 2 Minutes You’ll Ever Spend On The Internet (NSFW)

Prepare to be hypnotized by the brutal, room-destroying acts on an Asian guy in a thong with a giant prosthetic wiener shaped like Japan. Japan is fucked up.

(via WTF Japan Seriously)

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