New ‘Human Centipede 2 (Full Sequence)’ Poster Has a Vagina On It. And a Centipede.
That chick should totally call the vagina exterminator.
For those of you who like gross things, the sequel to Human Centipede hits theaters today. List of theaters below.
IFC CENTER - New York, NY
LANDMARK’S NUART - Los Angeles, CA
MUSIC BOX THEATRE - Chicago, IL
CEDAR LEE CINEMAS - Cleveland, OH
LANDMARK’S MAIN ART - Royal Oak, MI
LANDMARK’S ORIENTAL THEATRE - Milwaukee, WI
LANDMARK’S TIVOLI THEATRE - University City, MO
LANDMARK’S RITZ AT THE BOURSE - Philadelphia, PA
LANDMARK’S E STREET CINEMA - Washington, D.C.
LANDMARK’S MIDTOWN ART - Atlanta, GA
ALAMO DRAFTHOUSE S. LAMAR - Austin, TX
LANDMARK’S INWOOD - Dallas, TX
LANDMARK’S RIVER OAKS THEATRE - Houston, TX
LANDMARK’S ESQUIRE - Denver, CO
LANDMARK’S KEN - San Diego, CA
LANDMARK’S EGYPTIAN - Seattle, WA
LANDMARK’S LUMIERE - San Francisco, CA
If you despise the outside world and social interaction, you can also get it through Video On Demand starting October 12th.
In case you haven’t heard, this is a movie about a crazy guy who kidnaps people and sews them butt-to-mouth, but in case you needed any more convincing that you absolutely need to see it, here’s an official synopsis:
Martin is a mentally disturbed loner who lives with his nagging mother in a bleak London housing project, where loud neighbors and cramped living conditions threaten to plunge this victim of sexual and psychological abuse over the edge.
He works the night shift as a security guard in an underground parking garage, where customers and their vehicles come and go as he indulges his obsession with THE HUMAN CENTIPEDE (FIRST SEQUENCE) watching the film over and over on the small TV set in his office and meticulously examining the scrapbook he has lovingly filled with memorabilia from the film, including the mouth-to-anus surgery instructions made famous by Dr. Heiter, the mad scientist from Martin’s favorite movie.
Pushed to the brink by his harridan mother, haunted by the teasing voices of his abusive and incarcerated father, Martin sets into motion his plan to emulate Heiter’s centipede by creating his own version, in a rented warehouse, which he begins to fill with victims, including a loud neighbor, two drunk nightclubbers, a prostitute and a lecherous john, and several more … including Martin’s pièce de résistance, one of the actresses from THE HUMAN CENTIPEDE (FIRST SEQUENCE).
Except that Martin lacks the surgical skill, medical instruments and operating theater necessary to create a larger centipede in the image of Dr. Heiter’s masterpiece. So he makes use of materials at hand: duct tape, staple gun, household tools and a fanboy moxie.
What follows is one of the most harrowing and terrifying films ever conceived, featuring a central character that makes FIRST SEQUENCE’s Dr. Heiter seem downright cuddly in comparison. THE HUMAN CENTIPEDE (FULL SEQUENCE) is a triumph in biological horror by one of the new masters of the horror film.
I’m one of the few people who actually liked the first film — not for the gore and torture, but for the general idea and overall bizzare-o-ness of the evil scientist dude. Also, those actors had to cry throughout the whole movie with their faces taped to each others’ butts! THAT’S acting, folks. So, yeah, I’ll definitely be seeing this new jump-off.