Porn Sex vs Real Sex Explained With Food [VIDEO]
Two hot dogs, one bun.

Porn Sex vs Real Sex Explained With Food [VIDEO]

Two hot dogs, one bun.

(Source: dangerousminds.net)

Action Figures Fucking 2013 Calendars

Some guy named Vince Kramer has created a calendar of action figures fucking each other. Because 2013 needed a thing like this, I suppose. Kramer took photos of a bunch of action figures in various sex positions and put them together to make one raunchy plastic calendar.

From Kramer’s official WordPress:

Keep track of your days with hot and hardcore pornographic action figure action!  Whether it’s Luke Skywalker getting fucked in the ass, He-Man giving Skeletor a blowjob, or Princess Leia being gang-raped by Ewoks; you’ll NEVER forget an important date again!  Order one of my HOT Action Figures Fucking Calendars now for only $25.00 dollars (including shipping and handling) while supplies last!  That’s a deal you can’t get anywhere else, just like these calendars!

I feel somewhat uncomfortable posting about this now. Erm…More info can be found at Kramer’s site on how to order them, as well as specs for the actual calendar.

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Boooo!: Oral Sex Might Cause More Throat Cancer Than Smoking
This is the worst news of the day! As huge fan of receiving beejays on the reg and handing out cunnalingus for free, I’m deeply saddened by this.
Thanks a lot, science. Jerks.
(via io9)

Boooo!: Oral Sex Might Cause More Throat Cancer Than Smoking

This is the worst news of the day! As huge fan of receiving beejays on the reg and handing out cunnalingus for free, I’m deeply saddened by this.

Thanks a lot, science. Jerks.

(via io9)

Game Boy Cartridge Cases Make Great Condom Holders
Never underestimate the ingenuity of a horny geek.
(via iheartchaos)

Game Boy Cartridge Cases Make Great Condom Holders

Never underestimate the ingenuity of a horny geek.

(via iheartchaos)

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