Post(s) tagged with "sexy time"
A Little Bit On The Sexy Cosplay Side: Anna Fischer photographs Jessica Nigiri cosplaying as a girl with enormous chesticles.
If I ever win the lotto, I’m totally building a house between those beautiful mountains so I can live there and never, ever leave.
Source: flickr.com
A Little Bit On The Curvaceous Side: Here’s a picture of an attractive young lady in a tight Pac-Man miniskirt. Because we love you.
(via College Humor)
A Little Bit On The Penis King Side: Once upon a time, in a foreign country, Burger King made a smutty commercial. I’m pretty sure I saw a softcore porn on Cinemax that started out just like this when I was 12.
(via Copyranter)
A Little Bit On The Hatsune Miku Side: The famous virtual diva chills on a giant shoe in her undies while eating an apple because, why not? Available in March. Pre-order here.
A Little Bit On The Lollipop Chainsaw Side: Just in time for Valentine’s Day, here’s a romantic little video showing how Lollipop Chainsaw’s ultra bouncy protagonist, Juliet, saved her true love and gained a severed head/undead sidekick in the process. Ah, romance - short skirted, thigh-highed, and and panty peek-a-booing romance. With glitter, rainbows, and zombies.
Good God, I can’t wait for this game!
A Little Bit On The Peachy Side: Winter may be long this year, but don’t tell that to Princess Peach. This fan art comes from Saejin Oh.
Source: saejinoh.blogspot.com
Source: loortje
A Little Bit On The Vampire Menstrual Pad Side: This Sexy Vampire Reusable Menstrual Goddess XL/Postpartum Cloth Pad is totally a real thing. It also has the best product name, like, ever. It sold on Etsy in 2009. Gross.
(via Copyranter)
A Little Bit On The Sexy Side: Supermodel extraordinaire and star of many late night “alone time” fantasies, Miranda Kerr, sports Wonder Woman duds for the cover of Australia’s Grazia magazine. Peep the photoshoot video below.
(via Nerdage)
Source: blog.newsok.com
A Little Bit On The Creepy Thing From Japan Side: Leave it to the Japanese to invent something as batshit preposterous as Virgin Girl Sweat Spray.
It’s no nearly as ridiculous as it sounds without the official product description, so here:
Giving off that unforgettable pungent odor of soap and youthful sweat combined deliciously together, the Japanese Virgin Girl Sweat Spray will bring all kinds of new smells and experiences. Spray some onto your love doll’s clothing or body for unbeatable verisimilitude and to enhance your hormonal desires. Though originally designed with love dolls in mind, there is of course nothing to stop you using the aroma spray to add extra realism to your favorite onaholes, used panties or other toys and items.
I almost feel like this was secretly funded by the Japanese government to keep dudes from predatoring on little girls. Seems like that shit is ALWAYS in the news over there. Maybe if they didn’t censor their porn, guys wouldn’t be so sexually frustrated and evolve into creepers. Not that I’m defending them or anything. Just saying.
Pre-oder your own Virgin Sweat Spray here, but, please, don’t.
(via Topless Robot)
Source: toplessrobot.com
Thigh High Thursday
Source: nice-slave
Daily Graffiti: Catwoman on the prowl. Pic by Peter Ashton aka peamasher.
Check out the DAILY GRAFFITI ARCHIVES for more geektastic street art!
Source: Flickr / peamasher
A Little Bit On The Dragoon Tattoo Side: Lee Bermejo’s cover for the upcoming graphic novel adaptation of The Girl With The Dragon Tattoo is straight up poster-worthy. It doesn’t come out until November, but a sneak preview will be available during Free Comic Book Day in April.
Source: leebermejo.blogspot.com
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