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Obligatory joke about our snakes being totally solid or whatever. Pics by WHITEDARRYL.
Speaking of pretty girls in skimpy cosplay, did you hear that the ladies of 16 Bit Sirens are trying to raise awareness (Among other things i.e. weiners. Oh snap!) to how some cosplayers are mistreated at events?
Yes, it seems that just because a woman dresses like a whore for attention to celebrate their fandom, or whatever other reason, it doesn’t mean that she actually is a whore! Allow the great Dave Chappelle to elaborate.
But for real, guys, if you’re groping up on chicks at cons, you’re a super creep and should be ashamed of yourselves. There’s never a good time to not act like a proper gentleman.
French artist, Lara Gradeill, beautifully illustrated these images for her sexy new series that includes vampires and vixens. She combines both traditional and digital art to create bold creations like those above. Check her shop here, on Behance.
This is Tharja from the recently released (and still pretty hard to find) Fire Emblem: Awakening for 3DS. She knows dark magic spells, is the best character in the game (fight me!), has cute bangs, and she also knows how to back that thang up like a true professional.
It seems like she’s quickly replacing Zero Suit Samus as Nintendo’s most sexily designed female character. The general consensus seems to be a mix of surprise and praise that Nintendo would let such a racy figure of one of their characters be produced. People are so excited that they’re even PhotoShopping the picture of the unpainted prototype!
I kind of wouldn’t be surprised if Nintendo made Max Factory change the final design at the last minute to be more family friendly, but I really hope they leave it as is because I’m a huge pervert who enjoys tasteless things.
Alison Brie Freestyle Raps on ‘Late Night with Jimmy Fallon’
I would marry this girl so hard you guys have no idea. The Community and Mad Men starlette flexes her off-the-cuff rhyming skills sitting nestled in between Jimmy Fallon and Artie Lange. I’d be all up in that sammich’, for realzies.
Some guy named Vince Kramer has created a calendar of action figures fucking each other. Because 2013 needed a thing like this, I suppose. Kramer took photos of a bunch of action figures in various sex positions and put them together to make one raunchy plastic calendar.
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I feel somewhat uncomfortable posting about this now. Erm…More info can be found at Kramer’s site on how to order them, as well as specs for the actual calendar.
The Rock Posts Picture at Age 15, Men Everywhere Cry
I already feel horrible for what I put my body through every week (pizza and beer every three days isn’t the best diet, but it may be the funnest), so seeing this image kinda makes me feel reeeallly shitty.
Dwayne “The Rock” Johnson posted this image of his 15-year-old body on Facebook yesterday and it’s doing a great job of making me feel ashamed of my 21-year-old body today. My guess is that The Rock hit puberty before hitting 10-years-old, and then blossomed into a perfect torso over the course of a couple of weeks.
This is the third installment of the Neptunia RPG series dropping March 12, 2013 for PS3. I never got to play the first two, but considering the series is about fan-service-y anime girl versions of popular video game consoles as they fight a literal console war, it’s pretty high up on my list of weird niche games that I need to play before I die.
Check out the trailer:
It’s like someone took a bunch of things that I’m totally all about and crammed ‘em into an RPG. On the real, I want action figures of every single character from this game.