THIGH HIGH THURSDAY
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THIGH HIGH THURSDAY

So Thursday. Much thighs.

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THIGH HIGH THURSDAY
The one and only Chloe Dykstra. Chris Hardwick is a lucky, lucky man.
#thighhighthursday

THIGH HIGH THURSDAY

The one and only Chloe Dykstra. Chris Hardwick is a lucky, lucky man.

#thighhighthursday

WONDER WOMAN SWIMSUITS FROM PINUP GIRL CLOTHING

Human geeks of the female persuasion might be interested in these Wonder Woman swimsuits available from Pinup Girl Clothing for around $40 - $50. Sadly, none of theme include a golden lasso.

(via Geeks Are Sexy)

THIGH HIGH THURSDAY
Always and forever. <3

THIGH HIGH THURSDAY

Always and forever. <3

GENDERBENT LARA CROFT COSPLAY

Genderbending cosplay is nothing new, we see it all the time. Usually it’s hot chicks dressed as sluttier versions of male characters, but we rarely see manly-men, like Dr. Teng above, dressed as scantily-clad lady characters.

I’d actually kind of like to see this idea pushed all the way to the opposite end of the spectrum — like dudes cosplaying as super suave and macho versions of half-nekkid chicks. I wonder if the character’s would even still be recognizable.

(top pic via Anna Fischer)

CHECK IT: More cosplay posts on Albotas.com
BUY: Cosplay Made In Japan (Japanese Edition)
THIS IS HOW YOU GET PEOPLE TO LISTEN TO CLASSICAL MUSIC
The folks behind the Belgian classical music festival B-Classic wanted to find a way to introduce younger generations to the genre. They teamed up with Korean dance group Waveya and music video director Raf Reyntjens to create a video for Dvořák's Sypmphony No. 9 in E-minor featuring, what else? Twerking.
Check out the full video past the break. NSFW because Korean cuties gyrating their butts and crotches. You&#8217;re welcome.
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This video is part of B-Classic&#8217;s Classical Comeback project. Take a deeper look into the project in the short documentary below.

(via Ads of the World)

THIS IS HOW YOU GET PEOPLE TO LISTEN TO CLASSICAL MUSIC

The folks behind the Belgian classical music festival B-Classic wanted to find a way to introduce younger generations to the genre. They teamed up with Korean dance group Waveya and music video director Raf Reyntjens to create a video for Dvořák's Sypmphony No. 9 in E-minor featuring, what else? Twerking.

Check out the full video past the break. NSFW because Korean cuties gyrating their butts and crotches. You’re welcome.

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MIRANDA KERR FOR BRITISH GQ

Australian knock-out Miranda Kerr graces the May 2014 cover of British GQ. Inside the issue is an editorial featuring an amazing photoset by Mario Testino featuring Kerr in the single greatest thing a woman could ever possibly wear: thigh-highsGoodness gracious.

THE OFICIAL MUSIC VIDEO FOR &#8220;SEXERCIZE&#8221; BY KYLIE MINOGUE IS PRETTY NSFW
The new Kylie Minogue video is obscenely sexy. I feel like Beyoncé made it &#8220;classy&#8221; for female pop stars to wear tight onepieces and have close-ups of their crotches and butts in videos. Thank you, Beyonce.
Check out the full video past the break which includes lots of nipples and butts and other things men like including a soaking wet Kylie Minogue in a skintight white leotard getting humped by some chick in a sauna. I wonder how Danny Choo feels about this.
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Can you believe she&#8217;s 45? Good lord.

THE OFICIAL MUSIC VIDEO FOR “SEXERCIZE” BY KYLIE MINOGUE IS PRETTY NSFW

The new Kylie Minogue video is obscenely sexy. I feel like Beyoncé made it “classy” for female pop stars to wear tight onepieces and have close-ups of their crotches and butts in videos. Thank you, Beyonce.

Check out the full video past the break which includes lots of nipples and butts and other things men like including a soaking wet Kylie Minogue in a skintight white leotard getting humped by some chick in a sauna. I wonder how Danny Choo feels about this.

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THIGH HIGH THURSDAY: THE RETURN
So, a few years back, to fill our Sexy Time tag with more sexiness, I started this thing called Thigh High Thursday inspired by member posts on the anime fan community on Figure.fm. While the Figure.fm posts were mainly Japanese idols and cosplayers, I decided to take the idea in a different direction that I felt fit Albotas a bit more. Since we&#8217;re a Tumblr site and the thigh highs tag already has a gazillion followers, I slowly began noticing the tag #thighhighthursday everywhere - even the official Suicide Girls Instagram account! Even more surprising is the fact that I&#8217;ve heard from a large amount of female readers it&#8217;s one of their favorite segments!
And then somewhere along the line I slacked on THT. And then I started slacking on the site in general (see also: the past few months), but rest assured, it&#8217;s back with a vengeance.
And ladies: feel free to support the cause by sending your Thigh High pics to brownkidd@albotas.com. The geekier the better - batman, star wars, cosplay, whatever. I&#8217;m thinking Thigh High Thursday could be like the Daily Graffiti of sexiness.
(pic via davidgrayon)

THIGH HIGH THURSDAY: THE RETURN

So, a few years back, to fill our Sexy Time tag with more sexiness, I started this thing called Thigh High Thursday inspired by member posts on the anime fan community on Figure.fm. While the Figure.fm posts were mainly Japanese idols and cosplayers, I decided to take the idea in a different direction that I felt fit Albotas a bit more. Since we’re a Tumblr site and the thigh highs tag already has a gazillion followers, I slowly began noticing the tag #thighhighthursday everywhere - even the official Suicide Girls Instagram account! Even more surprising is the fact that I’ve heard from a large amount of female readers it’s one of their favorite segments!

And then somewhere along the line I slacked on THT. And then I started slacking on the site in general (see also: the past few months), but rest assured, it’s back with a vengeance.

And ladies: feel free to support the cause by sending your Thigh High pics to brownkidd@albotas.com. The geekier the better - batman, star wars, cosplay, whatever. I’m thinking Thigh High Thursday could be like the Daily Graffiti of sexiness.

(pic via davidgrayon)

THE POWERPUFF GIRLS ARE ALL GROWN UP
This was done by the incredibly talented illustrator Stanley Lau a.k.a. Artgerm for his Justice Magazine series of mock covers. The dude&#8217;s work is off the hinges. Check out more on his deviantART page.

THE POWERPUFF GIRLS ARE ALL GROWN UP

This was done by the incredibly talented illustrator Stanley Lau a.k.a. Artgerm for his Justice Magazine series of mock covers. The dude’s work is off the hinges. Check out more on his deviantART page.

ALBOTAS.COM&#8217;S 2013 HOLIDAY GIFT GUIDE
Looking for some fresh gift ideas? No worries! We got you covered.
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brownkidd&#8217;s picks

CRITICAL HIT SHOT GLASS
Perfect for dungeon raids with friends, duels between planeswalkers, or just sipping solo by the fire.
Price: $12

BREAKING BAD: I AM THE DANGER
This visual companion to all five seasons of the greatest scripted drama in television history is the perfect way to relive the best moments from the series if you don&#8217;t have time for a Netflix marathon.
PRICE: $12

TREATS! MAGAZINE
Think of it as a more highbrow, artsy-fartsy version of Playboy. Each issue of this quarterly fine art periodical features beautiful photographs of gorgeous women and so much care is put into the design of each issue that it&#8217;s more like a coffee table book than an actual magazine.
PRICE: $40 print / $10 digital

SONY SMARTSHOT DIGITAL CAMERA LENSES
Turn your smartphone into a legit cameras with the QX10 and QX100 lenses from Sony. The lenses sync wirelessly to your iOS or Android device and will make all your selfies and cat pics look super pro. Considering the QX100 features the same sensor and lens as Sony&#8217;s RX100MII and is a few hundred smackers less, we&#8217;d say these give you plenty of bang for your holiday buck.
PRICE: $250 (QX10) | $500 (QX100)

PADDLE YOUR OWN CANOE: ONE MAN&#8217;S FUNDAMENTALS FOR DELICIOUS LIVING BY NICK OFFERMAN
From the official product description:

Growing a perfect moustache, grilling red meat, wooing a woman—who better to deliver this tutelage than the always charming, always manly Nick Offerman, best known as Parks and Recreation’s Ron Swanson?

'Nuff said.
PRICE: $16

POCKET WATERCOLOR KIT MADE FROM AN ALTOIDS TIN
You can never go wrong with cool handmade shit for the holidays. There&#8217;s a buttload of tutorials showing different ways to turn an Altoids tin into a watercolor paint box, but if you&#8217;re a bit more adventurous when it comes to crafting, the Altoids Survival Kit, mini flashlight, and portable BBQ are all pretty impressive.
PRICE: Like a few bucks.

HOBONICHI TECHO 2014 DAILY PLANNER
Forget Moleskine, the new go-to cult favorite stationary for creative types is the Hobonichi Techo. This daily planner is fully customizable with heaps of sweet accessories and covers available - and it was designed by Shigesato Itoi, the creator of the Earthbound/Mother series which is also a cult favorite!
PRICE: $25

MOONRISE KINGDOM BLURAY/DVD/DIGITAL COMBO PACK
Wes Anderson is by far the most stylishly unique film directors alive today. While this may not be the best Wes Anderson story, it&#8217;s easily his most well-crafted film to date. The characters and setpieces are brilliant, the genius pacing of the story is accompanied by a pitch-perfect score that crescendos into an mighty explosion in the third act. Moonrise Kingdom is a must-have for anyone who appreciates the arts of acting and film making.
PRICE: $35 $20
marc&#8217;s picks

AKIRA 25TH ANNIVERSARY EDITION BLURAY/DVD COMBO
Akira is 25 years old and still looks amazing. The 25th Anniversary Edition Bluray is the best you&#8217;re going to get, short of viewing the movie in a theater.
PRICE: $25

S.H. FIGUARTS GREEN RANGER FIGURE
The original Power Rangers toys were incredibly well done for their time. And they were huge, too! This series has even more intricate details and articulation and comes with all sorts of accessories. Currently, the Green Ranger, Pink Ranger, and two versions of the Red Ranger are available, with the rest of the team arriving in 2014.
PRICE: $30


¥3,000 PLAYSTATION NETWORK CARD
There are so many great vintage games on the Japanese PSN. If a game isn&#8217;t quite awesome enough that I want to have a physical copy in my collection - or i the physical copy is just too damn expensive &#8212; I&#8217;ll just pick it up here for way cheaper.
PRICE: $50

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1Q84 BY HARUKI MURAKAMI
If you ask me, Haruki Murakami is the best living fiction author. His most recent story sounds as trippy as ever. Put aside some time though. This one clocks in at nearly 1,000 pages.
PRICE: $13
kevin&#8217;s picks

ANYTHING FROM HARI KARI
I mean, this is my clothing company. I&#8217;m kinda trying to push sales here. If you could buy that one shirt called &#8220;The Burger Shirt,&#8221; that&#8217;d be really cool. Andrew &#8220;Angimoto&#8221; Douglas, who also works pretty close with Mega64 and Math the Band, made our last batch of shirts and he did an awesome fucking job with them. Seriously, they look incredible in person and they feel great on your body, so it&#8217;d be pretty neat if you guys bought a couple of shirts this holiday season for yourself and/or others. And keep in mind I don&#8217;t sell shirts at dumb prices so people can afford them, so feel free to buy two Hari Kari shirts for the price of one Supreme garment.
Price: $15-$30


VERY CASUAL BY MICHAEL DEFORGE
In a world where everyone is all too familiar with superheroes like The Hulk, Iron Man, and Batman, it&#8217;s hard pushing the idea of originality in comics for folk who don&#8217;t read them. I love showing people the weird and insane comics that are constantly being created and take full advantage of the comic book medium altogether, and if I had to choose one staple from 2013 that did just that, it&#8217;d be Very Casual by Michael DeForge. This is a gift I&#8217;d give to someone who appreciates art and storytelling with an open mind for oozing creativity and sickening unique fantasy, sprinkled with superb black humor.
Price: $13


ZIIIRO SATURN GUNMETAL DIGITAL WATCH
Ziiiro makes a ton of badass watches, but this one uses the word &#8220;gunmetal,&#8221; to describe its color. Holy shit that&#8217;s hot. It looks super future and its digital segments around its face tells you the hour, while the tiny lines toward the center shows you the minutes. If I were a super rad wife, I&#8217;d get this for my husband, but I&#8217;m not so I&#8217;m probably going to get it for myself this holiday season.
Price: $230

&#8230;LIKE CLOCKWORK BY QUEENS OF THE STONE AGE
The entire year had some amazing music releases from Kanye West, Earl Sweatshirt, Deafheaven, and so many others, but Queens of the Stone Age released an absolute masterpiece called &#8230;Like Clockwork back in June that needs to be forever remembered. There&#8217;s a really nice double LP set that includes lyrics, and artwork from illustrator, Boneface, for every single song on the record. It looks insanely nice. I grabbed it earlier this year and it&#8217;s an absolute essential for a music aficionado that collects vinyl.
Price: $30



HEX GALLERY 13&#8221; CONVERTIBLE SLEEVE
Yo this shit is sexy as FUCK. This baby has a pocket for your Macbook Air AND your iPad. It keeps its rectangle shape and it doesn&#8217;t ever appear bulky, granted you actually have stuff to put in it. This is the perfect backpack for everyone who wants covert comfort for their electronics and pocket items, as well as having some sleek style to still mack on bitches while wearing a backpack.
Price: $60


MINDSPLOITATION: ASININE ASSIGNMENTS FOR THE ONLINE HOMEWORK CHEATING INDUSTRY BY VERNON CHATMAN
This year, I got really into Wonder Showzen and PFFR, the dudes behind Adult Swim shows Delocated and Xavier: Renegade Angel. Vernon Chatman, a member of PFFR who currently writes and produces for Louie and used to write Wonder Showzen, wrote a book this year that perfectly captures PFFR&#8217;s humor and concepts. The book is called Mindsploitation: Asinine Assignments for the Online Homework Cheating Industry and it is absolute genius. Vernon emails these homework websites that write essays for students and asks them to write the most insane shit he could possibly think of, like a eulogy for the dead grandma he always hated and a love letter to the teacher he&#8217;s turning his essay assignment to. It&#8217;s one of the funniest things I&#8217;ve read all year and I highly recommend gifting it to weirdo friends with a great sense of humor. 
Price: $13


GOD IS DISAPPOINTED IN YOU BY MARK RUSSELL
Well, the other thing I read this year that I thought was absolutely hilarious is a book called God Is Disappointed In You, which was written by Mark Russell and illustrated by New Yorker cartoonist, Shannon Wheeler. It&#8217;s a sharp, witty rewrite of the entire Holy Bible, giving rules and stories from Judaism, Christianity, and Islam. The book is profane and excellent prose, giving some solid satire and cutting the unnecessary fat out of the Bible&#8217;s stories to provide some comedy gold.
Price: $20



HEAVYWEIGHTS ON BLURAY
Yeah, I&#8217;m putting this on my list, fuck you if you don&#8217;t like this movie. Everyone always talks about Good Burger and no one ever talks about Heavyweights and it&#8217;s upsetting. Grab the Blu-ray edition of this Disney beauty for reasons explained here by yours truly. You have no soul if you don&#8217;t enjoy this flick.
Price: $15



WHO FRAMED ROGER RABBIT: 25TH ANNIVERSARY EDITION BLURAY
This is actually my favorite Disney movie. It&#8217;s now released on Blu-ray and its two-discs are packed with new commentary, a documentary on Roger Rabbit, a couple of shorts, and some other sweet extras. An absolute classic.
Price: $15


HIP-HOP FAMILY TREE BY ED PISKOR
If there&#8217;s anything I&#8217;ve learned about Ed Piskor, it&#8217;s that he does his research. Hip-Hop Family Tree conveys that perfectly. This is an essential graphic novel for hip-hop heads and comic book readers everywhere &#8212; it&#8217;s accurate and shows the stories of some of hip-hop&#8217;s earliest rap stars. A great gift for music lovers who also appreciate the arts.
Price: $15

ALBOTAS.COM’S 2013 HOLIDAY GIFT GUIDE

Looking for some fresh gift ideas? No worries! We got you covered.

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THE LIVE ACTION &#8216;ATTACK ON TITAN&#8217; PORN IS A THING AND THIS IS WHAT IT LOOKS LIKE
The popular manga/anime sensation gets Rule 34'd.
(WARNING: This is a very, very, VERY NSFW post. You&#8217;ve been warned.)
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No way! I totally wear the same costume when I play with my action figures too!




Just like the manga and anime, plenty of nekkid dudes nommin&#8217; on fools&#8230;


&#8230; and freaking the hell out about it.



And boobies, because porn. You can&#8217;t tell, but all of the ::ahem:: &#8220;actors&#8221; are wearing flesh-colored tape on their naughty bits. I kinda&#8217; think the chick&#8217;s totally fell off in this pic though.


Remember back in the Street Fighter II days when you&#8217;d pause the game to see up Chun-Li&#8217;s skirt? I wonder if the photographer was thinking about that when he took this pic. That&#8217;s his life now!


God, this is weird.


She travelled door-to-door looking for a decent top and pair of pants, but she could never find any in her size. I heard she got an eating disorder after that. No wait - she was disorderly and started eating people.


This shit looks serious you guys.


Okay, now it just looks silly. I swear &#8220;The Sound of Music&#8221; popped into my head when I saw this.


I somehow keep forgetting this is a porn. It&#8217;s good to be reminded of things. I think all reminders should come in the form high-kicking crotch-shots, but that&#8217;s just me.


I truly wonder what she&#8217;s thinking right now. This picture is both tragic and poetic, yet somehow erotic, but that&#8217;s probably just &#8216;cause there&#8217;s boobs in it.


Oh, hey! A person wearing clothes!




The chick in the back is actually allergic to porn, that&#8217;s why she&#8217;s wearing a mask. Her doctor recommended that she change professions, but nothing can stop her from her dreams, ya&#8217; know? I admire that.


"Snap ya&#8217; fingers. Do ya&#8217; step. You can do it all by yo&#8217; self."


Man&#8230; she&#8217;s still wearing clothes. That&#8217;s pretty dumb.




Okay, Internet, these green screen shots are ripe for PhotoShopping. Do your worst.




And then they all had sex with each other right before a bunch of naked giants ate them. And then had sex with each other.


Hey it&#8217;s these guys again! That dude&#8217;s pot belly gives me confidence in my future career as a porn star.


Looks like she&#8217;s doing that cute &#8220;nyan&#8221; cat thing that chicks sometimes do in anime.


You know how in porn there&#8217;s almost always that one scene where a chick flicks her bean while watching a couple go at it? I&#8217;m pretty sure this is that scene.


Can&#8217;t tell if I&#8217;m aroused or creeped out. Moving right along&#8230;


This is what happens when you spend 3/4 your budget on action figures, tiny villages, body paint and flesh-colored tape instead of saving for special effects.


"Acting."


Little boxes on the hillside.


Little boxes made of ticky tacky.


Little boxes on the hillside, little boxes all the same.
The lawsuit-evadingly titled Charge on Themis - Titan Soldiers hits Japan on DVD and digital download on Jaunary 10, 2014. Can&#8217;t freaking wait.
(Kotaku via Asagawo Blog)

THE LIVE ACTION ‘ATTACK ON TITAN’ PORN IS A THING AND THIS IS WHAT IT LOOKS LIKE

The popular manga/anime sensation gets Rule 34'd.

(WARNING: This is a very, very, VERY NSFW post. You’ve been warned.)

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Kate Moss for Playboy’s 60th Anniversary Issue

The British supermodel dons the iconic bunny suit (and then takes it off) in this ultra-classy set of pics by photographer duo Mert Alas & Marcus PiggottPlayboy's 60th Anniversary Issue is currently available in digital form and will be available in print starting Friday, December 6.

Full NSFW gallery after the break.

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Chris Pratt Might Play the Lead In New &#8216;Jurassic Park' Movie. Wait, they're making a new 'Jurassic Park' movie?
For years Chris Pratt has played the husky and dimwitted, but lovable, Andy of NBC&#8217;s Parks and Recreations, but then he was in Zero Dark Thirty, got super buff for Marvel&#8217;s Guardians of the Galaxy, and now everyone in Hollywood apparently wants his as their leading man for stuff. He&#8217;s currently up for the lead role in Jurassic World (they really gonna&#8217; stick with that title?) - a role which was previously going to be filled by the super rugged and manly Josh Brolin.
You know what? Good for Chris! I hope he gets more leading roles in the future. And furthermore, I thought he was adorable even before the abs although thinking about his perfect manbody makes me extra self conscious about my doughy blogger belly. At least my dong would look way huger in those white panties he&#8217;s rocking. It&#8217;s the small victories, guys! In this case, the small victory is my penis, which isn&#8217;t small at all and no I won&#8217;t show you unless you buy me like 5 glasses of whiskey.
[Via The Wrap]

Chris Pratt Might Play the Lead In New ‘Jurassic Park' Movie. Wait, they're making a new 'Jurassic Park' movie?

For years Chris Pratt has played the husky and dimwitted, but lovable, Andy of NBC’s Parks and Recreations, but then he was in Zero Dark Thirty, got super buff for Marvel’s Guardians of the Galaxy, and now everyone in Hollywood apparently wants his as their leading man for stuff. He’s currently up for the lead role in Jurassic World (they really gonna’ stick with that title?) - a role which was previously going to be filled by the super rugged and manly Josh Brolin.

You know what? Good for Chris! I hope he gets more leading roles in the future. And furthermore, I thought he was adorable even before the abs although thinking about his perfect manbody makes me extra self conscious about my doughy blogger belly. At least my dong would look way huger in those white panties he’s rocking. It’s the small victories, guys! In this case, the small victory is my penis, which isn’t small at all and no I won’t show you unless you buy me like 5 glasses of whiskey.

[Via The Wrap]

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