30% off Threadless Simpsons Shirts
Those of you who don’t already know, I am a HUGE Simpsons fan. I own pretty much every 6-inch vinyl figure Kidrobot has created from the series and I can quote pretty much any episode from Seasons 7 or 8, so it kind of sucks seeing a deal like this when you’ve got absolutely no cash in your bank account.
But for those who do have money for the holidays: Threadless is having a 30% off sale on all their shirts that aren’t already $10, which includes this huge batch of Simpsons tees. Personally, I’m a huge fan of Homer’s muumuu design, from the episode “King-Size Homer," in which homer makes himself fat to claim disability so he could work from home.
Cop a shirt today. Threadless' 30% off sale ends on December 6.
Ziiiro Eclipse Watch
The Ziiiro Eclipse is a minimal, beautiful watch, taking inspiration directly from, obviously, a solar eclipse. It’s super stylish and looks like something out of Tron. The two small hands on the watch are for minutes/hours, with no numbers displayed on its surface. It’s also glow in the dark, which is super cool. Grab one on Ziiiro’s official site.
Bats And Cats: New Batman Inspired Collection from Forever 21
Fashion retailer Forever 21 has teamed up with Warner Bros. Consumer Products for a limited edition line of men’s and women’s clothing and accessories inspired by Batman and Catwoman. There’s hats, shirts, sweaters, bags, jewelry, shoes, and a lot more. The menswear leaves a lot to be desired, but the girl stuff is super rad
Check out the full collection at Forever 21’s site and select stores.
Travel Boy Carry-On Luggage
The peeps over at ThinkGeek sure know how to tap into the eternal manchild within us all. This rolling suitcase looks enough like an original Game Boy to make you want one, but is different enough to avoid a copyright lawsuit. Plus, it’s almost as big as the real thing! Get it here for $70.
Giveaway Time: Who Wants A Free Watch?
We’re teaming up with the super rad folks over at Ziiiro to give away their sexy-ass Mercury Black-Ocean timepiece (over a $100 value, son!) to one lucky winner! Follow the rules above and you’re good to go! We can only ship to a U.S. address though, so just keep that in mind.
Also, we’re running this same contest on our semi-new-ish Instagram account, so you should totally go check it out for an extra chance to win.
Good luck, Godspeed, and may The Force be with you, always.
For The Ladies: Harry Potter Gear From Black Milk Clothing
We’ve gotta’ give major props to Black Milk for adding to the wardrobe arsenals of fashionable geek gals with their limited edition lines of leggings and bodysuits. For their latest licensed installment, the brand will be releasing a collection of Harry Potter inspired gear including class name tights, Quidditch team tank tops, and more. Keep an eye out for the line when it drops September 10.
For The Ladies: Sexy-Ass Comic Book High Heels
Okay, ladies, can we just tell ya’ll how good you look in heels. I mean, you look GOOD. While these Scott Pilgrim & Grimm Fairy Tales heels aren’t on the same level as other lingerie for your tootsies like Jimmy Choos or Louboutins, they’d definitely turn some heads and break some necks at a comic convention.
rvnDSGN Watches = Rugged Sexiness
If I ever go mountaineering, I’ll do so with this watch. They’re made of titanium using an additive fabrication technique. There are a bunch of color combos and they run for just under $600.
Mercury Black Purple From ZIIIRO Watches
Earlier this week ZIIIRO Watches added a new colorway to their Mercury line of space-agey, trance-inducing timepieces. The all new Mercury Black Purple joins Magenta and Ocean which are both available with either black or silver bands. With a 24mm stainless steal band, time is displayed by an inner swirl that shows the hour and an outer swirl that displays minutes. All glory to hypnowatch!
It’s all sold out for the moment, but check www.ziiiro.com for more fresh watches and be sure to check back to see when they restock.
The Greatest Socks In The History Of Sockdom
Paying homage to a wide array of hip-hop culture staples including New Jack City, Zig-Zag rolling papers, Newports, Varsace, Biggie, and even Flaming Hot Cheetos, the dudes from CoolSocks put your florescent argyle H&M jumpoffs to shame. The company also gets bonus points for owning the domain coolsocksbruh.com.
Workin’ My Puff Into Tuff
Stay motivated while leveling up your physique from jiggly to wiggly with this Pokémon workout tank from LookHUMAN.
The Bolton Street Camera Backpack from Ona
I’ve seen my share of camera bags, but Ona’s Bolton Street takes the cake by delivering plenty of necessary compartments and actually looking classy - something other camera bags are sorely lacking.
Made with waxed canvas and leather, this baby has room for an SLR and up to five lenses, a 15” laptop, and there’s all sorts of pockets for any other miscellaneous doodads that a savvy photographer/videographer/blogger type person might need.
This Hello Kitty Wedding Dress Seems Like A Pretty Good Way To Get Left At The Altar
Fellas, say you’re dating the perfect girl. Nothing weird, creepy, or particularly out of the normal about her. Say you get engaged to this girl. Then the wedding day comes, you anxiously await walking down the aisle and seeing your perfect, beautiful bride, but then you get punched right in the eyes sockets with THIS monstrosity.
They say it’s bad luck for the groom to see the bride’s dress before the wedding, but I think seeing this dress waiting for you down the aisle is just plain bad luck, period. Everything about it spells disaster and would send yours truly calming 180-ing back out whatever door I came in from.
Note to the ladies: please don’t ever do this.
And, yes, the above picture is clearly PhotoShopped, but it’s the principal of the whole thing. There’s principalities involved.