This Hello Kitty Wedding Dress Seems Like A Pretty Good Way To Get Left At The Altar

Fellas, say you’re dating the perfect girl. Nothing weird, creepy, or particularly out of the normal about her. Say you get engaged to this girl. Then the wedding day comes, you anxiously await walking down the aisle and seeing your perfect, beautiful bride, but then you get punched right in the eyes sockets with THIS monstrosity.

They say it’s bad luck for the groom to see the bride’s dress before the wedding, but I think seeing this dress waiting for you down the aisle is just plain bad luck, period. Everything about it spells disaster and would send yours truly calming 180-ing back out whatever door I came in from.

Note to the ladies: please don’t ever do this.

And, yes, the above picture is clearly PhotoShopped, but it’s the principal of the whole thing. There’s principalities involved.

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New Iron Fist Clothing Collection Features Cheeky Superheroine Apparel

Just in time for convention season, Iron Fist Clothing (not to be confused with Iron Fist, the Marvel superhero) has unveiled a Spring/Summer capsule collection entitled Super Bitches that features pin-up styled artwork of superheroines and villains. Known for their eclectic catalogue of monster-themed high heels and glam collaborations with RuPaul’s Drag Race, the LA-based clothing label collaborated with artist Lora Zombie to create this cheeky comic-inspired print to showcase fierce and empowered super-women in a shared feminine and feminist light.

Check out the entire Super Bitches collection on ComicsAlliance!

Above: Super Bitches Dress ($65); Super Bitches print, by Lora Zombie (close-up); Super Bitches Shorts ($40)

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Super Mario Bros. x New Era Japan 2013 Spring/Summer Hat Collection

New Era Japan just dropped a buttload of new hats in various styles featuring 8-bit sprites of classic characters from the original Super Mario Bros. The Koopa and Goomba are my faves. Check out more styles at New Era Japan.

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Sega Is Launching A Lifestyle Brand Complete With Sweet Dreamcast Controller Backback

The line, dubbed Segakawaii, seems pretty strongly targeted toward females, but that $145 DC controller backpack would make a sweet throw pillow in my living room.

Check it: Custom Jet Set Radio Dreamcast
Buy: Service Games: The Rise & Fall of SEGA

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Hate People With Vaginas? This Sweater Will Keep Them Away For Good.

This is the “70’s Hair Chest Sweater” by Firebox. It’s $60.49, instantly turns your torso into that of an oiled-up, hairy-chested man, and seems like a pretty rad form of birth control. It also reminds me of Carl from Aqua Teen Hunger Force.

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Astro Gaming Apparel  - Streetwear Meets Geekwear

Astro Gaming, more commonly recognized for their top-of-the-line gaming headsets, has branched out into apparel and launched their first collection. Their hats and graphic tees look more like something you’d find at a skate shop rather than something from the closet of your typical gamer, proving that just because you’re a total geek doesn’t mean you have to dress like one.

Check out their video lookbook below. I want that backback!

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Galaxy Backpacks from Sprayground - AND THEY GLOW IN THE DARK!

Available in three different styles, Trooper, Toploader, and Deluxe, these limited edition backpacks from Sprayground feature all kinds of zippers, sleeves, straps, and stash pockets covered in a glow-in-the-dark galaxy print that’s a little bit geeky, a little bit refined, and all kinds of awesome.

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tokidoki Glasses Preview

Yours truly has uncovered a couple of images of the upcoming line of glasses from tokidoki. I can’t wait to see the full collection. The Spring line of shirts launched today, so it shouldn’t be too long.

Check it: More tokidoki posts from Albotas
Buy: tokidoki Unicorno Blind Box

Wood & Leather Wallets from Slim Timber

Because most wallets are either too bulky or lack that stylish oomph that we dig so well, Slim Timber offers these sophisticated moneytuckers in either walnut or zebrawood. Scoop one up from their online shop.

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Chuck Taylor All Star “Fruits” Collection

Classic CONVERSE hi-tops in three new flavors: green apple, pineapple, and cherry. Kind of disappointed in the lack of banana and strawberry, but I’ll manage. Oh, these are printed on polyester as opposed to the usual canvas. Available now at select CONVERSE retailers for around $75.

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Limited Edition ‘Regular Show’ Watches From Vannen On Sale Now!

Vannen’s latest timepiece features everyone’s favorite time-traveling, lip-syncing rock duo Mordecai and The Rigbys from one of the greatest Regular Show episodes of all time. Only 300 of these were made and each one comes hand numbered. As an added bonus, random shipments will include packaging signed and sketched upon by Regular Show creator J.G. Quintel (who we totally interviewed!).

Get yours here.

G-Shock x Medicom Be@rbrick Watch

This killer G-Shock designed by Medicom reminds me of vinyl toys, the time, and confetti cake. It will launch on January 26. Grab it for about $180 if you know your way around Yahoo Japan.

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SecretBase x Ghostbusters T-Shirt

You can get a plain Jane Ghostbusters shirt at Target these days. But how cool is this SecretBase shirt? I need this like a keymaster needs a gatekeeper.

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Buy: Ghostbusters Double Feature Gift Set

The Final Level Of Super Mario Bros., Now In Belt Form

Here’s a custom made leather belt featuring the entire final level of Super Mario Bros. for the NES. It was made by Julia of Salukifeathers and she’s debating whether or not sell these on Etsy because she’s not sure about the Copyright laws. Aw, who care’s, Julia? There’s blajillions of rad pieces of copyright infringement floating around on Etsy. And we feature most of it right here on our site!

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Buy: Super Mario Bros. 3 Belt Buckle

Victoria’s Secret Evangelion Suit

The 2012 Victoria’s Secret Fashion Show took place last Wednesday in NYC where model Jordan Dunn rocked an outfit that looked a lot like Rei Ayanami’s plugsuit from the anime series Neon Genesis Evangelion. It looks like Justin Bieber approves. So do we.

Catch the 2012 Victoria’s Secret Fashion Show when it airs in the U.S. on CBS on December 4 at 10:00 p.m. EDT/9:00 p.m. CDT. We’ll be watching strictly for professional, journalistic purposes.

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