Michael “McSplodeypants” formally welcomed The Fox to the TMNT family on his official website and Variety confirmed that the role will in fact be the Turtles’ buxom journalist friend that every elementary school boy had a crush on in the 90’s.
Say what you will about FoxyFox and her acting skills, but I’m so down for this. And there BETTER be a scene where she’s tied all freaky bondage-y in that fresh yellow jumpsuit. I’m just hoping on to some thread of hope that her T&A won’t be the only redeeming quality to this film..
Oh yeah, and the turtles won’t be dudes in rubber suits, it’ll be all mo-capped. BOO!!!!!!!
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Custom Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles Car Spotted In Sam’s Club Parking Lot.
This car was spotted at a Sam’s Club in Nashville by Redditor kvnmahan. You’d think the awesomeness would end there, but it doesn’t: this car belongs to a white southern rapper calling himself LexTopDollar.
Check out this music video with what looks like the same car, only pimped out in a sweet Batman motiff. Oh, rappers.
If this were my TMNT car, the rims would totally look like either pizzas or manhole covers. Just sayin’.
Michael Bay Buttraping Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles In The Butt. With Aliens.
Michael Bay is producing the new live action Ninja Turtles flick, only instead of mutants, they’ll be — wait for it — aliens.
The clip above is Bay speaking complete buffoonery at a Nickelodeon upfront.
"Kids are going to believe, one day, that these turtles do exist, when we are done with this movie. These Turtles are from an alien race, and they are going to be tough, edgy, funny and completely lovable."
Dammit, Bay! If you want to make a live action movie about a team of crime-fighting alien animals based on a beloved cartoon from our childhoods, maybe you should look into a little gem called Biker Mice from Mars.