THE LIVE ACTION ‘ATTACK ON TITAN’ PORN IS A THING AND THIS IS WHAT IT LOOKS LIKE
The popular manga/anime sensation gets Rule 34'd.
(WARNING: This is a very, very, VERY NSFW post. You’ve been warned.)
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No way! I totally wear the same costume when I play with my action figures too!




Just like the manga and anime, plenty of nekkid dudes nommin’ on fools…


… and freaking the hell out about it.



And boobies, because porn. You can’t tell, but all of the ::ahem:: “actors” are wearing flesh-colored tape on their naughty bits. I kinda’ think the chick’s totally fell off in this pic though.


Remember back in the Street Fighter II days when you’d pause the game to see up Chun-Li’s skirt? I wonder if the photographer was thinking about that when he took this pic. That’s his life now!


God, this is weird.


She travelled door-to-door looking for a decent top and pair of pants, but she could never find any in her size. I heard she got an eating disorder after that. No wait - she was disorderly and started eating people.


This shit looks serious you guys.


Okay, now it just looks silly. I swear “The Sound of Music” popped into my head when I saw this.


I somehow keep forgetting this is a porn. It’s good to be reminded of things. I think all reminders should come in the form high-kicking crotch-shots, but that’s just me.


I truly wonder what she’s thinking right now. This picture is both tragic and poetic, yet somehow erotic, but that’s probably just ‘cause there’s boobs in it.


Oh, hey! A person wearing clothes!




The chick in the back is actually allergic to porn, that’s why she’s wearing a mask. Her doctor recommended that she change professions, but nothing can stop her from her dreams, ya’ know? I admire that.


"Snap ya’ fingers. Do ya’ step. You can do it all by yo’ self."


Man… she’s still wearing clothes. That’s pretty dumb.




Okay, Internet, these green screen shots are ripe for PhotoShopping. Do your worst.




And then they all had sex with each other right before a bunch of naked giants ate them. And then had sex with each other.


Hey it’s these guys again! That dude’s pot belly gives me confidence in my future career as a porn star.


Looks like she’s doing that cute “nyan” cat thing that chicks sometimes do in anime.


You know how in porn there’s almost always that one scene where a chick flicks her bean while watching a couple go at it? I’m pretty sure this is that scene.


Can’t tell if I’m aroused or creeped out. Moving right along…


This is what happens when you spend 3/4 your budget on action figures, tiny villages, body paint and flesh-colored tape instead of saving for special effects.


"Acting."


Little boxes on the hillside.


Little boxes made of ticky tacky.


Little boxes on the hillside, little boxes all the same.
The lawsuit-evadingly titled Charge on Themis - Titan Soldiers hits Japan on DVD and digital download on Jaunary 10, 2014. Can’t freaking wait.
(Kotaku via Asagawo Blog)

THE LIVE ACTION ‘ATTACK ON TITAN’ PORN IS A THING AND THIS IS WHAT IT LOOKS LIKE

The popular manga/anime sensation gets Rule 34'd.

(WARNING: This is a very, very, VERY NSFW post. You’ve been warned.)

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Telemarketing Robot Won’t Admit She’s A Robot

So, apparently this is a thing that telemarketers are doing now. This chick totally sounds like a real person… until she starts sounding like a robot. Creepy stuff.

The phone call was recorded by TIME Washington Bureau Chief Michael Scherer.

Via TIME:

When Scherer asked point blank if she was a real person, or a computer-operated robot voice, she replied enthusiastically that she was real, with a charming laugh. But then she failed several other tests. When asked “What vegetable is found in tomato soup?” she said she did not understand the question. When asked multiple times what day of the week it was yesterday, she complained repeatedly of a bad connection.

Over the course of the next hour, several TIME reporters called her back, working to uncover the mystery of her bona fides. Her name, she said, was Samantha West, and she was definitely a robot, given the pitch perfect repetition of her answers. Her goal was to ask a series of questions about health coverage—”Are you on Medicare?” etc.—and then transfer the potential customer to a real person, who could close the sale.

The robot voice’s name is Samantha West and the company behind the calls denies that she’s a robot.

It’s all very weird and just makes me think of HAL from 2001: A Space Odyssey and you should read the whole and listen to more calls over on the TIME website.

(via Nerdcore)

This Is What It Looks Like When A Dead Sperm Whale Explodes
How much do you think the average whale exploder guy makes per hour? Do you think they let him keep that whale-poking sword forever? Do you think he has to clean the mess up too, or maybe there’s a different guy for that?
The above pic was taken from the video below. Check it out if you have the stomach for it.

“Pressure pushing down on me 
Pressing down on you no man ask for 
Under pressure
That burns a building down 
Splits a sperm whale in two 
Puts entrails on streets”
We salute you, sperm whale exploder man. You truly are the master exploder.
(via Geekologie)

This Is What It Looks Like When A Dead Sperm Whale Explodes

How much do you think the average whale exploder guy makes per hour? Do you think they let him keep that whale-poking sword forever? Do you think he has to clean the mess up too, or maybe there’s a different guy for that?

The above pic was taken from the video below. Check it out if you have the stomach for it.

Pressure pushing down on me 

Pressing down on you no man ask for 

Under pressure

That burns a building down 

Splits a sperm whale in two 

Puts entrails on streets”

We salute you, sperm whale exploder man. You truly are the master exploder.

(via Geekologie)

Amazon Prime Air

I’m flipping my shit right now. Amazon plans on deploying droids to deliver items from their warehouses straight to your doorstep, using its Amazon Prime Air service. This will be rolling out within the next five years. It’s the fucking future and it’s really soon.

Behold, Skeleton Horse!
Dear science, please figure out a way to breed these.
(via Laughing Squid)

Behold, Skeleton Horse!

Dear science, please figure out a way to breed these.

(via Laughing Squid)

Amazing Bootleg Mario Sofubi
I’ve never really understood it when people specifically collect bootlegs, but to each their own. This Mario sofubi toy certainly warrants a purchase based solely on its ridiculousness. It’s as if Mario were Russian instead of Italian. If you absolutely need this, you can find the eBay listing here.

Amazing Bootleg Mario Sofubi

I’ve never really understood it when people specifically collect bootlegs, but to each their own. This Mario sofubi toy certainly warrants a purchase based solely on its ridiculousness. It’s as if Mario were Russian instead of Italian. If you absolutely need this, you can find the eBay listing here.

Rubber Barber Erasers

At least that’s what Google Translate is calling these things. Use the hair parts of the erasers to give them a new ‘doo. Rub them into your mistakes too much and they’ll totally disintegrate, which is a pretty accurate reflection of reality. You’re so deep, erasers.

Buy ‘em here.

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Tokyo Man Already Lined Up for iPhone 5S

Twitter user @xxxprius is already lined up to wait for the iPhone 5S in Tokyo, even though the phone was literally just announced yesterday. His Twitter account has revealed him dealing with rain, reporters, and a bunch of other problems on this 10 9 day wait in front of the Ginza Apple Store. Good luck sir, and I hope you get the iPhone 5S you’ll be dreaming of.

Slimmer, Faster, Flatter, TVer, WTFer
OK, so the 2DS is a 3DS minus the 3D. And the PS Vita TV is a PS Vita that lets you only play some Vita games. And the new Vita is slightly lighter and thinner but otherwise looks nearly identical to the original. I feel like I’m taking crazy pills. Are the Xbox One S and PS4 Slim going to be out in December?

Slimmer, Faster, Flatter, TVer, WTFer

OK, so the 2DS is a 3DS minus the 3D. And the PS Vita TV is a PS Vita that lets you only play some Vita games. And the new Vita is slightly lighter and thinner but otherwise looks nearly identical to the original. I feel like I’m taking crazy pills. Are the Xbox One S and PS4 Slim going to be out in December?

Watch this Man Be Scared Shitless by a Dinosaur Prank

Japan, you’re something special. This is priceless.

Superbeard
Not to be outdone by Batstache guy, this dude shaved the Superman logo into his friggin’ face!!! With a beard like that, I wonder how he fights off all the ladies that a beard like that must attract. Or maybe he just flies everywhere.

Superbeard

Not to be outdone by Batstache guy, this dude shaved the Superman logo into his friggin’ face!!! With a beard like that, I wonder how he fights off all the ladies that a beard like that must attract. Or maybe he just flies everywhere.

Custom Hermit Crab Shells by Aki Inomata
Japanese artist, Aki Inomata, has created a bunch of custom shells for hermit crabs. Some even have windmills on them. I use to love hermit crabs but now I’m kind of scared of them.
(source: designboom)

Custom Hermit Crab Shells by Aki Inomata

Japanese artist, Aki Inomata, has created a bunch of custom shells for hermit crabs. Some even have windmills on them. I use to love hermit crabs but now I’m kind of scared of them.

(source: designboom)

This Chinese Bootleg Trailer For Batman Begins Is A Thing Of Greatness

How long until some brilliant psychopath makes a full length fan film based on this hilarious travesty?

Shoutout to Lucas for the tip!

Need Some Records?
A hoarder / collector of vinyl records died and this is what his family found waiting for them. Do you think Brand New’s Deja Entendu is in there? I’ve been looking for that one forever.

Need Some Records?

A hoarder / collector of vinyl records died and this is what his family found waiting for them. Do you think Brand New’s Deja Entendu is in there? I’ve been looking for that one forever.

Avengers Sex Toys

I’m surprised it took someone this long to make these.

via sarmai:

Dear geek girls, today I made something special for you.
Let me know if you like the idea!

The Avengers - 6 pieces of pleasure

Captain America - silicon vibrator
Iron Man - twin motor vibrator
Thor - electrical stimulator
Hawkeye - G-spot vibrator
Black Widow - discreet clitoral stimulator
Hulk - 12” silicone dildo

Hulk smash.

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